#kojkurac

[air-fryer]

if you ever see me with *the* skrillex haircut know that i'm either:

a) under religious psychosis and am in the process of starting a cult

b) got harvested for my brain and there's now a rat controlling my actions

[air-fryer]

hi, here's a cat

thank you, bye

[air-fryer]

so like what now?

[air-fryer]

če moje profesorca spet pride v predavalnico s točno 14 minutno zamudo, jo bom majkemi držala hostage zunaj še eno minuto in pol šla domov.

[air-fryer]

in reality i'm no better than a child who yells "six seven" as soon as they hear one of the numbers. i foam at the mouth as soon as someone says "crazy", and no, not for the i was crazy one bullshit but for "act like an angel dress like crazy". it's been a year or so and i'm going strong.

[air-fryer]

if i ever get rich i won't tell anyone, but there will be signs (i will start carrying around a large case of pantone color guides)

[air-fryer]

the devil designed my personal hell to be an individual who is seemingly specialised but somehow lacks in the emotional intelligence department.

[air-fryer]

moira's skins are good only when she's: not irish (ginger), her head is not a fucking oval, and her hair cut does not resemble ellen degeneres :) easy