kokaisuru replied to your post:what’s in konoha’s water
you spiked it
now why would i do that
kagemxne replied to your post:what’s in konoha’s water
40% alcohol and some very pure meth
pls tell me you have a filter for your water --
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kokaisuru replied to your post:what’s in konoha’s water
you spiked it
now why would i do that
kagemxne replied to your post:what’s in konoha’s water
40% alcohol and some very pure meth
pls tell me you have a filter for your water --
kokaisuru replied to your post: blondesannin asked:#authorityfora...
where did you get a scar from
shut up sasuke uchiha i h8 u u loser leAVE MY SCAR ALONE GO CHIDORI YOURSELF THATS RIGHT GO CHIDORI YOURSELF SASUKE UCHIHA
kokaisuru replied to your post:"So what's this about your nudes getting sent to...
Day 1: We realize just what we have gotten into
dear diary,
today, i found out that sasuke hoards nudes inside his phone. not sure what he does with them. not sure if i should be worried that most of them have dicks. will write more once i get conclusive proof.
ino-chan
kokaisuru replied to your post:—
more like ily pamyu right
what do u mean. that's like my first thought of the day all the time okay
alt!
send me “alt!” for a take on a different muse
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He is a monster.
Ethan knows the fact well, even if he pretends not to. He wears human-skin like an ill-fitting coat, but he’s learnt years ago that the general public doesn’t usually look close enough at the details when he gives them a spectacle to clamour over. The American Cowboy. The Sharpshooting Storyteller. The one who will fuck your sweethearts if they so much as look at him.
Misdirections are easy.
And he’s been doing it for too long that when someone looks through that thin facade, he doesn’t quite know how to respond. Like Miss Vanessa Ives, for example. It’s unsettling, how easily she picks him apart. Dissects him under those cold, merciless eyes. She is an enigma, wrapped in what passed as normalcy in the darkened shadows of their world. It doesn’t take long before someone else comes into the picture. Mr Gray. Dorian. Ethan isn’t sure about Miss Ives, can’t quite read what lies underneath her inscrutable calm, but he knows that Dorian is a monster too.
Of a different calibre perhaps, but still a monster.
Whatever hides under that deceptively soft skin is as still as the dead of night. It lies in wait, quiet and patient. As if it has an eternity to spare and time is just a concept it has no use for. Put side by side, the contrast between them makes for a spectacular portrait. Ethan’s own vice is more feral. Impatient. A snarling beast that rips and rends, consumes.
And he finds the counter-balance to be disturbing.
”What weighs your mind, Mr. Chandler?”
Ethan clenches his jaw and digs his fingers into the sloping curve of Dorian’s shoulder with bruising intent. It’s unsettling how Dorian carries no mark, as unblemished as preserved marble statues.
”Nothing of your concern.”
The amused, knowing smile he gets in return makes Ethan wish he has never stepped foot in London.
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[ ethan chandler ; penny dreadful ]
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the first time they hook up, each agrees to pretend that it never happens. the second and third time though, both decides to give up the farce and admit that there might be something more between them than mere friendship.
nobody finds out that they’re dating until naruto breaks into sasuke’s bedroom on his birthday and finds ino in the midst of giving the birthday boy a very enthusiastic morning kiss.
ino’s genin team doesn’t like sasuke. they make their objections very vocal every time they see him. on the streets. in the mission room. during the occasional dates they crash.
sasuke is the better cook between them. by a mile.
they have separate apartments, although they spend more time at ino’s. her bed is bigger and smells better, because she doesn’t skimp on fabric softener. unlike a certain uchiha.
everyone still thinks this is some sort of an elaborate ruse. sometimes, ino ramps up the pda just to get back at them. sasuke just plays along. he doesn’t really care.