Apr 1, 2018
I am scared of 9-o-clock jerk chicken.
Kolotto
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from United States
seen from Yemen
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Türkiye
seen from Malaysia
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Singapore
seen from Australia
seen from China
seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Poland
I am scared of 9-o-clock jerk chicken.
Kolotto
I was just trying to tell this kid not to touch it! I didn't mean to spit on him!
Kolotto, no context needed
Listen, as nice as this spread is, this is way too Puerto Rican for my tastes.
Kolotto
Sarnia: I guess I'm just thinking about Six. I told her a joke the other day, and she didn't even laugh or anything. I guess it's over between us
Kolotto: That's it? A joke?
Papaya: Maybe she just didn't get it yet.
Sarnia: Yeah right, more like she used up all her laughs on some other guy's jokes probably. Man, having a girlfriend is hard.
Kolotto: No! Being crazy is hard!
Kolotto: You're gettin all hung up. All hung up on imaginary problems. You gotta focus on what's real, man.
Kolotto: You see this cup? This is literally my favorite cup. *throws it out the window*
Kolotto: Now it's gone forever. So it's not real, and I don't care about it anymore.
Papaya: OH NO! MY FAVORITE WINDOW!