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ojovivo
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cherry valley forever
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Love Begins
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izzy's playlists!
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blake kathryn
almost home
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@incorrectoc-quotes
Meredith: I'm hungry!
Lambda: Okay, well, don't be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack-
Meredith: I ate it already.
Lambda: What?!
Meredith: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it's gone, and I hate everything! *runs away*
Liam: Please, it's Christmas!
Mildred: *smacking him with a candy cane* IT'S DECEMBER 10TH!
You know, people always ask me things. To which I say: Assume that I'm stupid. No one tells me anything. And when they do, I don't wanna know. Where are we going for dinner, you ask? I DON'T KNOW! NO ONE BOTHERED TO TELL ME WHERE WE'RE GOING! Oh, but people are just dying to talk about the latest gossip about my brother and his wife around me! You think I want to live with the knowledge that he said "My pull-out game is on point"?! I don't! I wish I could erase my memory of this! But here I am! Wishing I was in ignorant bliss! Please, never tell me anything ever again!
Artemis
Cody: Didn't know you were bilingual.
Meredith: I'm bi a lot of things, but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that?
Cody: Probably not, but we're live.
When asked by a noted art scholar the appropriate distance from which to stand when viewing his magnum opus, plainly entitled "Loss", Tim buckley famously responded: "What? Fuck you." And banned me from his forum.
Barry
Barry: You disgust me. Leave.
Meredith: What's with this sassy...lost child?
Louie: You said Bell Peppers and beef...
Gerard: His name is Dixon...Are you listening to me?!
Louie: There's no beef in here. So you wouldn't really call it Bell Peppers and beef, now would you?
Gerard: ...Yes, I would.
Louie: Well it's NOT!
Gerard: It is when you're broke.
Sammy: Me and Bucky are gonna go vandalize some stuff!
Bucky: *waves to the camera* Hi!
------At a 4x4 SUV-----
Bucky: You sure about this?
Sammy: Yeah man just go.
Bucky: *writes =16 next to the 4x4*
Both: *run away snickering*
Apep: Congratulations. You've just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Morons Olympics!
Torgei: ...Who won the gold?
Apep: SHUT UP!
Jamie: Axel, pizza's here.
Axel: Cool.
Axel:
Axel:
Axel: Wait, who else is here?
Jamie: Just us.
Axel: So who ordered the pizza?
Jamie: I did?????
Axel: Ah. I'm surprised.
Jamie: Did you think I didn't have the foresight to make dinner plans?!
Axel: Nope.
Jamie: wow thanks
horny people have no rights. horny people are NOT protected under the constitution. if you are horny i WILL find you and then you will be sorry buster. unfollow me right fucking now if you are horny, have ever been horny, or ever will be horny. this is not a joke. please leave.
Diana
Apep: They don't have to work here.
Sook: Oh my Goddess. How dare you! How dare you! How ****ing dare you!
Sook: 'They don't have to work here.'
Sook: Oh my Goddess! You disrespectful, disgusting man!
Sook: 'They don't have to work here.'
Sook: I don't think you realize how ****ing lucky you are!
Sook: It's not all about you, Apep. Apep's bubble. Apep's world. Apep's dream. You're not the lord of the manor, and you're not the Great Gatsby. You're Apep."
Apep: Excuse me, excuse me...
Sook: Go on then, you pompous ****.
Apep: Excuuuuuse me. Don't talk to me like that.
Sook: Why, what's wrong with it? Get your head out of your ***, and start getting a little ****ing real.
Lambda: I'm a dangerously unbalanced woman, Kelly. Other girls have hobbies like sewing and shoe-shopping, I like stealing scrap off of corpses and making high-yield explosives out of them
Lambda: ...out of the scrap I mean, not the corpses, although that is a great idea.
Lambda: CORPSE BOMBS! The idea of it excites me, Kelly! It's tickling the part of me that should want children, but doesn't. It only wants bombs, and death.
Lambda: Look deep inside yourself and ask whether that's the kind of person you wanna upset, Kelly.
W-Wyoming? Well, that's literally America's least populated state. 50% of the population is just hostile winds!
Jamie
When my mother gave birth to me she cried. Not because of the pain, but because she knew what she bore was a gamer. And that as a gamer, I’d face oppression like no other at the hand of the government and the chads.
Mickey
Ike: I'm gonna teach you how to make cereal!
Ike: Grab some milk. *opens the fridge to find a woman's severed head and an empty bottle of milk*
Ike: Aaaaand OH MY GODS WE'RE OUT OF MILK!
Katie: See this man?
Erebon: :)
Katie: He's a magic man.
Katie: *shows a fake log in a fake fire place* He's gonna touch this hot fire!
Erebon: *grips the plastic log*
Katie: Oh man he's a magic man!
Erebon: :D