Could you do headcanons for Kol and Caroline?? (Brotp)
Okay, so these are terrible. Also, I was having some writers block in terms of writing just general headcanons so I decided to base these on the idea of Kol and Caroline being roommates. Hope that’s okay.x
Kol has this adorable habit of leaving his dirty clothes strewn all around their apartment so out of spiteful petty revenge, every time Caroline sees an item of clothing she picks it up (using the special plastic tongs she bought) and deposits it on Kol’s bed. Only one day she comes in his room only to find him asleep on a giant pile of his dirty underwear because he was to lazy to clean it off and actually do some laundry.
Kol blows a bunch of money and on a gaming system and at first Caroline is pissed because she had been nagging Kol for weeks that they needed a new dryer and instead he goes and exchanges their cow for magic beans. But in a twist of events, it’s Kol that ends up regretting the purchase because super competitive!Caroline gets obsessed with video gaming (specifically kicking Kol’s ass, especially at Mario Kart) and is honestly the most ungracious winner Kol has ever met.
(canon) Kol has a big thing for human candies and snacks and is lazy af so instead of going out and buying his own he just steals Caroline’s which drives her crazy; so she takes to hiding them in intricate places but Kol finds them every single time so she resorts to having Bonnie hex the places she stashes her food so that Kol suddenly feels violently sick or gets hives if he so much approaches that general area to steal from her.
Kol walks around almost naked all the time and it drives Caroline crazy because a) She doesn’t want to see that b) sHE DOESN’T WANT TO SEE THAT and c) it makes her friend’s uncomfortable and reluctant to come over and visit her (namely Bonnie, who Kol will flirt shamelessly with while standing in nothing but boxers eating a bowl of cereal.
Caroline has to do ridiculous things like label all her stuff, especially the food and Kol still eat all her her cereal.
Kol knows Caroline’s tics and quirks well enough that he has an automatic response for all of them: Caroline maniacally cleaning = stress cleaning. So whenever Kol smells the signs he makes a prompt exit and stays away from the apartment that day because he knows if he sticks around he’ll accidentally move a plant pot 3 inches to the left of where it should be and Caroline will flip out and shoot laser beams out of her eyeballs; manic baking = stress baking, so again Kol heads out but this time he brings home with him something sweet from the bakery nearby because if Caroline’s stressed, the likelihood is that he’ll come home to find a bunch of burnt pastries and Caroline in the middle of the living room carpet weeping.
One of the few things Kol is good for it IT so Caroline will hunt him down and pester him into fixing the slightest tech related emergency and 9 times out of 10 this results in Kol saying something along the lines of “The WiFi is literally off Caroline. You don’t have a virus, you forgot to turn it on,”.
Kol’s attractive older brother has a helpless crush on Caroline and finds any excuse, from the moment he meets her, to come over under the guise of dropping something off for Kol or delivering a message of some sort and Caroline is equally as infatuated, although she denies all knowledge, and quite frankly Kol just finds the entire thing ridiculous.
Kol is an oddly good shoulder to cry and drink on, especially if Caroline’s going through a harsh break up or something because he never takes anything too seriously and makes all kinds of awful jokes to cheer her up and gently threatens to hunt down the offending ex and cave in his head with his baseball bat. Caroline laughs of course but Kol’s not strictly joking and he absolutely would if Caroline asked.
Caroline has this idea that she somehow has a say on Kol’s wardrobe. He strongly begs to differ but Caroline ignores him and insists on dressing him - like some sort of Barbie doll - especially when he has a date or some sort of Job interview and in the end, he just lets her because honestly, surrender is just much easier than fighting her.
