straight white boy text meme -- accepting // @kryptonfresh ↳ [text] so wanna see my abs? 😛
[ SMS ➝ SUPER HUNK ]: and this would be different than any other day...how? [ SMS ➝ SUPER HUNK ]: i mean obviously i want to see, c’mon
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straight white boy text meme -- accepting // @kryptonfresh ↳ [text] so wanna see my abs? 😛
[ SMS ➝ SUPER HUNK ]: and this would be different than any other day...how? [ SMS ➝ SUPER HUNK ]: i mean obviously i want to see, c’mon
“I’m not dead yet!”
It should be impossible for superman to get a heart attack but if it’s anyone who’s capable of making it possible, it’s Kon. “Not yet, but you could be. You’re lucky that kryptonite fragment was small,” he scolds, although his words are laced with a noticeable, warm undertone. Kon may frustrate him and make him worry but ultimately he cant bring himself to be trulymad at him. Tough love is more of Batman’s thing. Raising a hand to rub at his temple in a vain attempt at warding away a headache, he adds, “You’re not dead yet, kinda like how I haven’t had a heart attack yet. What exactly are you aiming for, Kon?”
"I'm gonna fling that little kryptonian into the sun."
@kryptonfresh
“I’m calling your 𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕗𝕗. You know that’s going to get you one of Clark’s I’m very disappointed in you speeches.”
"HEY, MOM! I'M HOME!"
“We talked about this. Use the ғʀᴏɴᴛ ᴅᴏᴏʀ.”
lololol ur gay
no? im straight?? i love football?? im gonna suck peyton mannings dick????? go denver broncos???
//Gonna keep the crack train rollin' and Kon/Talia! Because these reactions are the best.
no | never | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know
The thought is repulsive.
kon
kon baby i love you
but you gotta do something