#konohanians talk

[senjuhashirama]

How would you feel if Tobirama and Madara got together? Like romantically?

I would react the same way I would if Butsuma walked into the yard, handed me the keys to a Volkswagen, and said "Here, son. Happy Birthday." In a world without cars. In a world where Butsuma hates me. In a world where concept of a horse on wheels is already suspicious.

I would think it's a prank, a genjutsu, hallucination caused by a sleep deprivation. Because if you've only seen brother hating on Mdr in public, you have witnessed 5% of the hostility. If you saw him hating on Mdr in private, you would understand why this is the equivalent of a Volkswagen in the Senju compound.

[senjuhashirama]

What is your drink of choice, Hashirama?

Honestly?

It's water. It's water.

[senjuhashirama]

Do you ever eat doughnuts for breakfast hashi?

Hello! I rarely do, they aren't so filling. I usually eat more balanced meals with protein so I can hold a fight or during training. I'm a ninja, I'm taking my food very seriously because I have to have stamina to protect the village. Instead for breakfast I eat egg omelettes with mushrooms or rice with fish.

Last doghnuts I ate were chocolate, I still dream about them a year after.

Do you eat them for breakfast?

[senjuhashirama]

Did you design the Hokage outfit? It’s hideous.

Hello! Yes I did and unfortunately it breaks my confidence in style creating now that you're saying it. Maybe I should upgrade it somehow? Add some patterns? Or add another layer?

Let me look in the mirror one more time.

[senjuhashirama]

She has bitten the photographer.

That's impossible, that can't be, Tomoe specifically promised me not to bite anyone ever again for a few scoops of ice-cream the other day.

[senjuhashirama]

Lord First, how do i convince my husband to stop waking ne up at 6 am - The Sixth Hokage

Hello, Lord Sixth.

I think you need to explain to him that you need to wake up later, because you need to be fresh for your job as a Hokage. And because it's a very important job, your sleep schedule should not be disturbed.

Maybe make a threat about you accidentally provoking a war because of sleep deprivation. He might listen to that.

I also recommend an eye mask and earplugs.

[senjuhashirama]

Has Madara ever told you that you have an attractive jawline?

Hello, my dear Konohanian! Yes, yes he did, multiple times, actually. Sometimes he even tells me I have nice ankles and that I could be a foot model.... Which is the nicest thing anyone has ever told me btw.

[senjuhashirama]

"Come with me to my crew. They all want to meet you."

“That sounds great,” Hashirama says, bowing down to the pirate. “It sounds like so much fun. I haven’t been on the sea for such a long time!” his face lightens up in a delight. 

“I hope you aren’t foul-mouthed, I’m very sensitive to such things,” he says mildly and raises his finger.