#konohanianstalk

[senjuhashirama]

What is your drink of choice, Hashirama?

Honestly?

It's water. It's water.

[senjuhashirama]

Did you design the Hokage outfit? It’s hideous.

Hello! Yes I did and unfortunately it breaks my confidence in style creating now that you're saying it. Maybe I should upgrade it somehow? Add some patterns? Or add another layer?

Let me look in the mirror one more time.

[senjuhashirama]

How stinky da toes 😩💦❤

Hello ♥ I never tried to smell them, you need to ask my enemies!

[senjuhashirama]

Shodai Sama,

Why are you talking dirty about dildos and stuffs?? It's unlike you. 🤣🤣

Hello ♥ It's Konohanians, they are dirty and think nasty stuff, I'm just reacting.

I don't want to rain on their horny parade.

Is it bad?

[senjuhashirama]

For the winner of the competition I will be the prize. Whoever is the biggest feet in the Senju will marry the heir of my noble clan... Me.

I'm sorry, I haven't heard of your noble clan, but I suppose you must be very rich? I don't even know what noble clan means. Does that mean you have expensive footwear?

That might save our clan in the next winter, you're in!

[senjuhashirama]

Hashirama, who has the biggest feet in your clan?

I think I do, but we never held a feet competition, I think I should do such event, it sounds like fun.

[senjuhashirama]

Fact I heard: that your at least bisexual. Because you had way too much sexual tension with Madara. That or one of you is bisexual.

I honestly don't care, your still my favorite Hokage 💔

Hello ♥

Oh no, I had no idea these are the rumors that are going around in Konoha. Thank you so much for supporting me even though people gossip about my preference. Today I don't feel like I need to defend my heterosexuality though, but I can assure you I've been thinking about a woman today!

[senjuhashirama]

How do you feel about being called god of shinobi?

On one hand, I take it as a compliment and I consider it a silly nickname rather than a title. I never feel too good about it because it would be lofty. I sometimes check myself to specifically not be lofty.

On the other hand, it can be a little embarrassing, especially when someone calls you that while you're holding unlucky cards in izakaya and you're about to lose all your money.