#kool aid lube

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I have officially ruined the Kevdan tag

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Okay so apparently shoving kool aid up your ass when it’s mixed with lube is “dangerous” and “not a good idea”.

So okay fine I propose something new, Daniel owns kool aid flavored edible underwear and kool aid flavored condoms.

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I have 69 followers. So we have two options.

David fucks trees

OR

Kool aid lube (and I guess kool aid lingerie to lol)

You can decide so I guess comment a complaint or reblog if you want Kool aid lube. Like if you want David to fuck a tree.

All in all depending on the response (and your refusal to meet the fate of the two) I’ll just use the wheel of misfortune

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David dated someone older once, Pine was sweet but wasn’t as good in bed as Pincecone, Pine’s 21 year old kid living in their parents branches still

David is a necrophiliac. He killed his lover accidentally one night and sleeps with the body convinced the spirit of Loggy will haunt him if he doesn’t fuck Loggy daily

Getting kinky in the cabin is now what I call sex in camp camp

Daniel is a mild horse power bottom

David is man enough to top the cultist

Jasper is a pillow princess and he has David ride him like a cowboy

Jasper tops with Daniel Daniel is just not chad enough to top ever

Daniel doesn’t even top in his own fantasies he knows that truth and he hates it

Dirty Kevin has so much chad energy he will lend it to Daniel because Daniel sometimes needs an ego boost and that boost comes from topping

Daniel is a clean freak, condoms and lube are a requirement in his book but when he tops he doesn’t want the condoms he’s clean Kevin is clean he just wants to be able to fuck with no elastic barrier

Dirty Kevin will never use the kool aid lube except that one time he was kind of high

David doesn’t understand the lube but supports Daniel

Daniel supports David’s tree kink but he silently judges during ungodly hours of the night

Jasper feels slightly better about his roleplaying because he knows David is a tree fucker

Daniel thinks Jasper is funny and happily participates

David doesn’t want to roleplay but he does it because it doesn’t make him uncomfortable he just doesn’t understand why Jasper is such a 90’s kid in the twenty first century

Jasper also silently judges David okay he’s not stealthy he’ll just look at David judgingly from time to time and every time David chops wood for fires or picks up a stick or goes into the forest he’ll say the same thing “I’m worried your cheating on me with Mother Nature” or “you gonna fuck that tree too?” Jasper will also jokingly act openly jealous about it

Everyone is salty because no one but the trees can get David to scream like a motherfucker

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They’re tots gonna fuck later

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Daniel has a piss kink the question is where is he getting the piss?

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While I personally have one hour left I would like to say Happy Friday the 13th and here’s what I got for you to match Daniel’s piss kink ùwú

Daniel’s hair is actually a dark blonde (like Regina George lol) he uses piss to dye his hair a lighter shade of blonde like in the olden days of Henry VIII (blasts “Haus of Holbein”) but not just anyone’s piss he uses-

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My Kevdan AU, my kool aid lube AU

Dirty Kevin is still a drug dealer and Daniel still almost murdered a second camp but with a twist.

Daniel after being defeated by the woodsouts and camp Campbell decides he doesn’t want to go to Antarctica just yet. After a little stalking investigating he learns that it wasn’t an actual appearance of Xemüg and he begins to doubt his religion. He goes out drinking and after a long process comes to the realization Xemüg isn’t real.

Taking on a new role he becomes Sleepy Peak’s and it’s nearby city’s one and only (probably) serial killer. He meets Kevin and after a little convincing he decides Kevin doesn’t have to die quite yet. They bond over beating up homeless people with rich men. With time through a drug induced confession they start dating. Daniel however does LSD and is thrown right back into undying love for Xemüg. They break up and Daniel decides that he wants to terrorize the flower scouts. Using their cookies to ascend thousands at a time. But Kevin is a good dad stops Daniel from killing the campers. Turns out confrontation is Daniel’s weakness and he crumples as soon as Dirty Kevin starts to shout at him. Kevin instantly feeling a tinge if guilt takes him home and after a long talk and many apologies from Daniel they’re okay. Daniel wants to try again but Kevin is hesitant.

A year later they decide to try again. Daniel takes on a job as a literal killer prostitute and Dirty Kevin still sells drugs and their dates always end with beating up a homeless man. Daniel making good old fashion rat poison lube that well takes time to work in Kevin’s basement meth lab and Kevin just rolls with it. Also yes Daniel does confess to crushing on the kool aid man in high school and that he uses kool aid with lube to fuck or he won’t cum.