THE crack king, it is I!! Gale!!

I'm sorry for my 2021 posts. That's a lie. Daniel's kool aid forever

[thecrackking]

I try to forget but I always remember

[outofcontextdiscord]

[agentjazzy]

reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

[dominusfero]

Who did you vote for in the tumblr sexyman debate on Twitter?

I don't have a Twitter, so I didn't actually vote but if I had I would've picked Sans since who I wanted to vote for wasn't an option.

[thecrackking]

Absolutely angered how dare you vote for Sans 💔💔

[whats-a-bear]

does ANYONE have that post where bugs bunny and daffy duck are talking about they/them pussy. because i think about it every day but i can never find it

[purrification-in-progress]

This one?

[whats-a-bear]

YES thank you

[ebugsdotjpeg]

[madame-mongoose]

@unichurro

[dominusfero]

I like completely forgot to tell you. But this summer wasn’t camp camp cursed theme. It was

it was

it was sonic themed.

Oh nice! Nothing like bringing back the cringe to the Sonic Fandom lmao

[thecrackking]

oh it’s so much worse so much worse

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[ironwoman359]

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

[holykryptonitekitten]

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him. 

[nuggsmum]

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

[ijustwannagobacktosleep]

Love him, great man

[fanwithoutaplan]

plizzanet earth

[prismatic-bell]

Hozier is the peak of good white masculinity. Snoop is the peak of good Black masculinity, and on top of what Hozier does, Snoop adds something a lot of Black children never get to see—you can be a man, you can have “cred,” you can be cool, and also know how to make cookies. (Hozier is great, but he’s never been cool a day in his life and he freely admits this. The two of them have very different kinds of good masculinity both culturally and personally.)

There’s this idea—and the tweet opening this thread exemplifies it—that being “gangsta” means being self-absorbed, materialistic, and violent. Snoop is just like “nah, I have bling and street talk and I’m higher than a kite and also I love my kids and cooking and FUCK your toxic masculinity,” and that’s an important message. You can have the look, if you like the look, but you don’t have to be a stereotype to have the look.

[anastasian-dreamer]

“You can have the look, if you like the look, but you don’t have to be a stereotype to have the look.”

I don’t think anyone has ever said that better.

[instructor144]

Good to see this thread scroll up on my dash again.

[quietbirdee]

being haunted by a person you’ve never met and never will, someone you’ll never actually be

but you’ve got people who love you, maybe it’s gonna be okay

[thecrackking]

Hunter is too good for this world

Also hi I missed you

He is. And hi I missed you too.

[thecrackking]

Yes I do believe in big brother Hunter and little brother Gus

[thecrackking]

Spoilers for the season finale of amphibia if you haven’t seen it

SASHA IS BI SASHA IS CANONLY BI

[dominusfero]

You like the new username dear fero of dominus

Ngl, it took me a good 10 seconds of staring at the ask like this:

to remember who this was.

Yes, I love your new name. <3

[thecrackking]

Yes it’s amazing I was so creative with it

[thecrackking]

Are you okay?

Good question that answer is I don’t know right now. My will to be chaotic is not here, but I have this fucking thing now so I’m happy.

Just look at him such a delight just a little lad his name is Timothy.

[arkadiusz-der-hinterhaltige]

Timothy is absolutely lovely, but who's the red one in the back?

[thecrackking]

A funky little guy is what that one is. His name is not strawberry related because he doesn’t have one he is not allowed to have a name.

[thecrackking]

Are you okay?

Good question that answer is I don’t know right now. My will to be chaotic is not here, but I have this fucking thing now so I’m happy.

Just look at him such a delight just a little lad his name is Timothy.

[thecrackking]

Don't just change your URL! I thougt tought you deactivated

:) sadly I did not deactivate it

[mens-rights-activia]

I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:

[oppositionresearch]

Oh thank fuck it is my time to shine

These are all from a Christian meme group that I joined for some reason but fell in love with

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve been consuming Christian memes since I was about fourteen and they’re all like this. Also:

[gay-hrothgars]

May I add:

[lladcy]

ok i spent hours looking through christian discord servers for these

[tacodarp]

Some personal favorites I’ve encountered

[rosslynpaladin]

I’m not sure if any of these count as blasphemy exactly but happy sunday yall.

[amydiddle]

This goes so well with what my mother says.

‘God has to have a sense of humor or else he wouldn’t have created us.”

[mistresskabooms]

Listen I know I’m Jewish but this shit is too fucking funny for me not to reblog

[luckyladylily]

Some of these are cringe of the highest order and some of these are top tier memes.

[dominusfero]

I would like an update on your Siren!au please 🙏

I did make Chapter 4. I'm planning on starting Chapter 5 sometime this weekend and finishing it on sometime before Valentine's. Maybe a little after.

[thecrackking]

*casually eats your chapter 4* thank you