#kovrp

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texting

Antonio: Dom, where are you.

Dominic: At the store. Be home in 5.

Antonio: You took me with you to the store.

Dominic: fuck

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Venna: I think your family liked me...

Lianna: My father asked you for your dress size before we left and begged you to marry me.

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someone beats antonio up and

Antonio: Promise you won't get mad?

Dominic: Baby we've been together for three years now you know I don't get mad.

Dominic: I get fucking livid.

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Lianna: Good morning!

Penelope: Good morning ^^

Venna: Good morning sounds so boring, spice it up would you?

Penelope: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS

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Venna: first person to reply to this is gao

Dominic: *gay

Dominic: Wait.

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If The Kids Were On The Real Housewives

Penelope: Karma's a bitch, and sometimes, so am I.

Leone: In the game of life, I'm the player that always has a lawsuit against them.

Lianna: If you're going to judge me, you'd better first be perfect. Or Venna.

Venna: If at first it doesn't work out, try using a crowbar.

Dominic: I don't usually set things on fire, but when I do, it's always lit.

Antonio: I'm always prepared for a medical emergency- or, y'know, a fight between Venna and Leone.

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You can't always control who walks into your life but you can control how many matches you use to burn them.

Dominic probably

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Dominic: In ten years, I assure you, I will be Antonio's second husband.

Antonio: What happened to my first husband?

Dominic: Nothing you can prove.