#kp crack

[forvegaspetessake]

week 6: favourite quote(s)

The totally accurate subtitles of iQiyi

[gewdmorning]

Y’all this is why Pete ignored the LITERAL RED flag (shirt) that vegas is wearing

He was sold on the “you can eat whenever you want”

He played the long game

I’m on to you pete

He likes eating and also getting eaten out, two birds one stone

[fishy-xp]

my top five kinnporsche characters

this is just for fun! also let me know y'alls tooooooo

No.5 - Chan

he's competent and he's hot, i rest my case

No. 4 - Big/Ken

i mean they're technically the same person, just let me have this okay. i loved everytime these two were on screen. they are the mean girls, the bad bitches, the popular girls. everything about them, i love. also ken gave us the single greatest line in kinnporsche

No. 3 - Vegas

red is my favourite colour that's a lie. but come on, what's not to love? he's an evil pathetic little babygirl who keeps a hedgehog in the sex dungeon. he reads, he's a businessman, he can cook, he cares for his little brother but he's got the moral compass of a roulette wheel. he's a murderer, he's a sadist, he's a slut. HE RIDES A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE????? *chefs kiss*

No 2 - Macau

if this wasn't fucking obvious??? i am a slut for the sin city brothers and my entire tumblr is practically dedicated to this funky lil sweater man. i love him, i want nothing but the best for him. i hope he's happy, i hope he's well fed, i hope he never experiences sadness in his life. i love him. *holds gently*

Honorable Mentions

ep 1 + 2 feral gremlin porsche in his raccoon era (what's not to love?)

gameplay as porchay in this one scene - adorable (even though barcode did an amazing job, i keep thinking what could have been if gameplay played porchay hujgehrgujsetg)

filmania pete (the black uniform and the hairstyle, oh daddy) + pete's bar outfits (do you know how sexy you are?)

anytime timetay were the epitome of couple goals (and we ignore everything else, also jj chalach i'm look SO DISRESPECTFULLY BRO IS SO HOT AND I'M SO UNNORMAL ABOUT IT)

kinn during the cafe date <333

And No.1 is....Arm!

hahaaaaa is this a surprise? i feel like i'm a lot more vocal about macau but arm was was the first character i really latched onto. when he came in with the 'who's the nerd?', I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN ON MY KNEES SO FAST FOR A MAN I SWEAR- what's NOT to love? he's smart but does dumb ass shit, he's tech-savvy, he's super jacked, he's wears glasses, he's a foodie. he could be the next chan, but he's a lazy piece of shit that said oh hell naw to actual responsibilities and just watches series with khun all day because he can. he's loyal to a fault to his friends and i just know his dick is big on god

[sins-spookyboogie]

Jeff makes everyone question their sexuality. Argue with the wall.

[housseao3]

Firefighter AU for the KP anniversary: Week 7 - Sins

Try to guess the theme I guess 🤣

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Big has a day again, our arsonist IS A VERY HANDSOME BOY EVERYONE SAYS SO, Tankhun has cracked the case, Tem is back baby, Chay gets a ride home and I am a filthy joke thief for one sentence and one sentence only.

[forkaround]

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism except for kinnporsche

[antique-forvalaka]

Q: Whats the noun form of uncomfortable?

A: Vegas

[ichigokeks]

Kinnporsche Episode 9 moodboard