loz botw for the fandom meme
my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: Zelda, also the tiny Gerudo queen and Sidon
my trash-shit fave: bird what’s his name again. revali. I didn’t actually like him at all but then JPN version
my I love to hate them fave: not even rhoam… Skeevy boots guy! I love harrassing him for his boots.
my I hate to love them fave: nnnnnnnope… oh, the Koroks I guess? considering how regularly I go “OH F YOU SERIOUSLY?? SERIOUSLY?? you’re so cute. have a rock on the head.”
my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: Rhoam
my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: all right. this is where I admit I didn’t like Mipha at all, for completely personal reasons partly relying on the French localization and my original assumptions and misunderstanding of certain lines (and also the fact that hers is the only really annoying voice of the French acting), and I was ready to leave it at that but it made seeing all the ship posts REALLY disturbing. HOWEVER I’ve since watched the JPN version of her flashback and OK ALL RIGHT SHE REALLY IS AN ANGEL AND I LOVE HER TOO NOW
my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: uhh. Pahya? Is that her English name? Impa’s granddaughter? She cute but eh
my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: Sidon/Link is the cutest puppy crush urghurghfuhgfjghjfhg
my dirtybadwrong fave ship: uhmm, Ganon/Zelda i guess is especially awful in this one
my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: Zelda/Link, I prefer as platonic but romo is ok too
my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: Mipha/Link not as bad anymore but still not a fave
my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: GREAT FAIRIES/LINK