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surprised they didnt let him say this
forgot its my blog so i can post whatever i want here forever
Pretentious bastard capitalist and pissed local homeless man
And now
Whimpering mess of a loser and tired as shit homeless man
I had a very specific image in my mind that I needed to make it real
Idk, he either got his ass beat or he fell
Do you have any head cannons for Kril?
I personally headcannon that Kril has slightly sharper canine teeth and has bitten humans before :3
Hehe ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ )
Oh yeah, I saw that in the discord! Super cute headcanon, I like it a lot! Can definitely see Kril biting someone.
Random Kril headcanon list
• On top of Kril being canonically acknowledged as weirdly good at fighting and getting shit done, Kril is legitimately just sort of oblivious to the fact he knows all this random shit that pretty much no one else does.
Like Umami, no clue that he’s one of like 4 guys who both knows what it is and how to use it. Heart kelp doesn’t heal normal people like that, Kril doesn’t know that though.
• Kril is also a decently strong mage even by ancient hermit standards. While Topoda calls it a weak current in him, I think it’s probably a lot like a muscle in that the more you use it the stronger it gets. So by the end of the game while it may be sort of unrefined compared to the ancient hermits he does have pretty good raw power to make up for it. Not the strongest by any means but plenty of potential to get there.
• I think I might have talked about this already but I also think he loves all his little outfits and will keep an eye out for new ones he finds interesting. Had no clue what fashion even was before going into the ocean but turned into a little fashionista pretty quick.
• I do also really like the headcanon the Kril is oddly small for a hermit crab of his age and species. It makes sense considering how big all the other hermit crabs are in comparison and with the fact a lot of NPCs seem to acknowledge him as an adult if a pretty young one. And also I just think that the guy who can and has kicked gods ass by the end of the game is a short stack is cute concept. The truest of short kings.
• Kril is really really touch starved. Considering the fact he lived alone for what seemed to be all of his life before his shell got stolen besides maybe a few passer bys. He doesn’t really know how to respond to being touched at all as a result. He doesn’t really like it when people randomly touch him because it still feels sort of like being shocked even though it wasn’t painful. Whenever he gives someone permission to touch him he ends up both desperately wanting to lean into it and start pulling away because it both feels really nice and is overwhelming at the same time.
• I also headcanon that Kril is both Demiromantic and Demisexual. He’s not really interested in those types of relationships and doesn’t get why other people would be but figures it’s just another weird thing about the ocean he doesn’t understand and isn’t going to. He has to already have gotten very attached to someone before those feelings crop up
I think thats all for now, thanks for the ask!
Pokes u gently... How developed is the AU you've talked abt where you drag Firth thru a redemption arc? Do u wanna talk abt it. I wanna discuss that little loser. I want him to be in immense pain /silly
YOU GET IT!!! TO THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT BLENDER WITH THAT LITTLE BLUE BASTARD!!
Kay, this does have an outline and dialogue for it so far in my docs and it’s gotten me to pick up comic art again. Under a cut because this got long af. And as always feel free to ask about anything else or even add your thoughts or what you think would be fun for this AU, I’d love to hear them. Also if you see anything in here that strikes you and want to do something with please take it and run with it. Whatever you come up with is bound end up different than mine on some level and I’d love to see what you do with it, universal blessing for plot beat borrowing.
The basic premise is Firth manages to dig himself from under the boot bar, into a New Carcinia that has been launched into a Great Depression because Firth has managed to make the vast majority of trash completely worthless within a matter of hours. You can find pretty much any type of trash you want by just digging around for it in the city now, the value for just about anything that isn’t a building material to them has tanked HARD. And on top of that people going nuts from getting Gunked has went from basically unheard of in the reef to a near daily thing. Crab Raccoon City my guy, Crab Ragoon City if you will.
Pretty much all the trash Firth had saved up as a just in case scenario is completely worthless now, and seeing as he seemed to be a trash reseller of some sort before all this, he no longer really has that as prospect seeing as that’s likely not in very high demand. He’s walking around with injuries both from his fight with Kril and being crushed by a building. His apartment building has been completely destroyed because of the trash island he decided needed to be dumped on top of the city. He has screwed himself and literally everyone else over so fucking bad with his idea and his only saving grace is that he, Kril and (unbeknownst to him) Nemma and Chitan, are the only ones who know he did it so he doesn’t have a whole angry mob after him for this.
Firth is now in the same place of everyone he’s ever thought he was above, and he has no clue what the hell to do about that. But he’s still in denial about any of this being a terrible idea, he thinks this was still a great idea on some level! If only everyone did what he thought they should have done things would have been perfect. He refuses to take responsibility for any of this, and blames everyone else for not acting how he wanted them to for his ideas to work. (It’s not Firth if he isn’t still kind of the worst, and he still has capitalist brain rot really bad. Don’t worry though, this is a redemption AU.)
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Uuuuuuh, soooooooooo, I honestly would like to hear more lil details about the whole “Firth meets the Moonsnail” thing for your Blue Dead Redemption au
(O_O)
👉👈.
Ps, I love this au with all my heart, I constantly daydream about it
Honestly sticking Firth with Moonsnail was a spur of the moment idea when telling this to a friend in DMs.
Spoilers below the cut because I did actually develop a lot of thoughts on this though