International Christmas of Mystery
The Society Pages (nee Contexts.org/socimages) is a feminist/social justice blog that does a lot of articles (guest-written or non-) on economic justice, racism, sexism, rape culture, lots of other stuff. Incredibly edifying material for anyone looking to be more... aware of the contexts in society (get it now?).
Anyway, this week they had a post on Christmases around the world. Multiculturalism!
Oh blessed Father, for Christmas this year I would like peace on earth, and for my mother to become healthy once more, and for father to have a good year, and maybe because I think I've been a very good girl this year can you maybe see it in your heart to let the pastor untie my hands, because it's been like two years and the beads are starting to chafe.
Yo dude I just can't get over how Govind's eyes don't close when he passes out, this is creeping me right up a wall. Oh oh write "Maneesh rules" next, and then maybe draw a penis.
"We wish you a merry Christ-mus, we wish you a merry Christ-mus, we wish we had elec-tri-city, and a happy new year!"
Okay, Gush'narl the Ravenous, just use this joystick here to guide the claw-lamps over the humans you want, and when you press this big red button the claw will drop and pick up hopefully the one beneath it. But you have to be careful bringing the claw back to the slot because sometimes they slip out.
HO HO HO YES BRING YOUR TRIBUTES TO ME, FATHER WINTER, KING OF CHRISTMAS, OFFER UP THE PRECIOUS TITHE OF YOUR YEAR'S TIDINGS. IF YOU CAN'T REACH MY HAND, GIVE THE SACRIFICES TO MY CHILD SLAVES HERE, THEY WILL BE PASSING AROUND WITH BASKETS.