Scarum: Who would you swipe right for, Me or Kroova? Triss: I would delete the app.
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Scarum: Who would you swipe right for, Me or Kroova? Triss: I would delete the app.
things I love about triss
- squirrel protag?? I always loved squirrels since jess squirrel dazzled me - how fuckin bitter triss was like she was always up for a fight - the relationship between scarum, sagax, and kroova - they bonded so fast it was adorable - how kurda had a german accent just because?? like it didn't serve a purpose it was just extra af - shogg was super brave and I love him :'( - the contrast between kurda and bladd was like really well done - it reminded me a lot of martin the warrior but at the same time it was so different so it was a great fusion - welfo just fuckin dropped the quest to fall in love and honestly?? same - kroova - seriously like I can't even remember why I loved him as much as I did but he's wonderful - boat boys™ scarum sagax and kroova making fun of each other and suffering together - just a great book - I'm done
Sagax: I am convinced Kroova and Scarum share a brain cell. Triss: And it's not in use very often, it seems.
Triss: Alright, enough chit chat everybody. Get back to work. Kroova: You’re not our boss. Triss: What did you say to me? Kroova: ...Ma’am.
Kroova: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you? Sagax: Nope. Scarum: We're two halves of a whole idiot.
Triss: Are you, or are you not an enemy of the people? Scarum: Well, that question is a very broad topic, you know? Kroova: It really depends on the people.
Sagax: Guys, you can't operate a boat under the influence of alcohol. Kroova: That sounds like a challenge to me!
Sagax, about Triss and Shogg: We’re getting someone new in the group. Scarum: Are we stealing them? Kroova: New or used? Sagax: Wonderful responses, both of you.