Sep 15, 2025
Welfo: How will I know who to aim at? Triss: I will be the one holding a rock. Welfo: This is a terrible plan. Triss: It could be worse. Welfo: You’re right. It could be me holding the rock.
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Welfo: How will I know who to aim at? Triss: I will be the one holding a rock. Welfo: This is a terrible plan. Triss: It could be worse. Welfo: You’re right. It could be me holding the rock.
Welfo: Triss and I were walking down the street and some guy drove by and honked at us
Shogg: *sighs* what did Triss do?
Welfo: she chased him to the next red light, reached into his window and-
Triss: *walking in* who wants a steering wheel?
Welfo: Will Shogg approve of this?
Triss: Of course! Don’t you trust me?
Welfo: No.
Triss: Good, you’re catching on.
Shogg: Triss... are you gay?
Triss: What, why!?
Shogg: Let me rephrase.
Shogg: I saw you kissing Welfo yesterday.
Welfo: You called Shogg? And not me?!
Triss: Well, when you have a crazy theory, you don’t call the voice of reason.
Welfo: We’ll never survive!
Triss: Nonsense! You’re only saying that because no one ever has!
Triss: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Triss: Not you, Welfo. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
things I love about triss
- squirrel protag?? I always loved squirrels since jess squirrel dazzled me - how fuckin bitter triss was like she was always up for a fight - the relationship between scarum, sagax, and kroova - they bonded so fast it was adorable - how kurda had a german accent just because?? like it didn't serve a purpose it was just extra af - shogg was super brave and I love him :'( - the contrast between kurda and bladd was like really well done - it reminded me a lot of martin the warrior but at the same time it was so different so it was a great fusion - welfo just fuckin dropped the quest to fall in love and honestly?? same - kroova - seriously like I can't even remember why I loved him as much as I did but he's wonderful - boat boys™ scarum sagax and kroova making fun of each other and suffering together - just a great book - I'm done