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The Stri-Londe family tree for Kinstuck. Sorry if it's complicated, I'll try to explain it.

Bro and Post-Scratch Dave (Named Jeff in this AU) are brothers. Mom (Named Roxanne) and Post scratch Rose (Named Rosalin) are sisters.

Here's a timeline for this it all went down,

Jeff and Rosalin get married

Dirk and Hal are born

Jeff and Rosalins relationship starts breaking down

Jeff starts seeing Roxanne on the side

Roxy and Rose are born within a week of each-other

Jeff and Rosalin break up (but continue to live together)

Jeff and Roxanne become exclusive

Roxanne moves in

Dave and Davis are born

Jeff and Roxanne break up (but continue to live together)

Bro falls on some hard times and moves in with his brother

Bro and Roxanne hook up

there's an unplanned pregnancy

Cal is born

Everyone lives in the same huge house together, but none of the parents are together. There's no jealousy and all are good friends and communally raise all the kids together.

Anyway yeah, they're probably the oddest family in kinstuck. And to outsiders they're completely confusing and nobody, not even family friends, really know the exact particulars of who's related to who and how. They're cool with it though, they kind of own their weirdness. :)

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I've yet to hear you talk humans that much in kinstuck are they there? And if so I would like to hear about how dirk fits in

I've talked about them a bit...I'll talk about them more but for now I'll just talk about dirk since it's late I gotta go to bed lol.

Dirk's a Strider-Lalonde brother and the oldest one of the kids at around 21. I'll post The Stri-Londe family tree sometime soon since it's hard to explain. But anyway...

He's a Robotics and Engineering student working on his Second PHD (he was a genius who started Uni at 14). He still lives at home because he just thinks it's more logical to save money and focus on school, though he's won plenty of awards and already has job offers lines up at various companies.

He's gay and he dated Jake in their teens but it didn't end well and he's currently single. He has a few friends (specifically the other Alpha Kids and some of his siblings and neighbors), but he likes to be alone a lot of the time too and enjoys swimming, horse riding, drawing, philosophy, psychology, anime, rap and electronic music. He rarely sleeps and likes to keep busy at all times, living off orange soda and pure, elevated irony .

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Brobot, Lil Hal Jr, Saw, Square, Lil Hal, Dirk, Bro(Alpha), Dave, Davesprite, Bro(Beta), Lil’ Seb. This is not including dead Daves, or unnamed splinter selves of the imaginary-boyfriend kind

omg i cant believe how i keep forgetting how complex homestuck is -____-

I think lil Seb will be a stuffed rabbit that the alpha kids trade between them "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" style as like, a friendship bonding thing. Probably wont include brobot or Hal Jr, but yup, everyone else is on the list haha.

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For kinstuck, exactly how many Striders are you including?

aaaaaaaall of them haha

Let’s see. Dave, Dirk, Bro, Post-Scratch Dave, AR and Davesprite.

And just before anyone asks for Lalondes there’s Rose, Roxy, Mom and Post-Scratch Rose.

The Striders and Lalondes are actually all one big complicated family and they have one huge house which all 10 of them share. :P

EDIT: Also Squarewave, Sawtooth and Cal.

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For your Kinstuck AU I was wondering if Davesprite would be a part of it? If so, what would be his romantic and sexual orientations?

Davesprite and AR are both part of the Stri-londes, yes. :) DS is ace and biromantic, Hal is pan.