Asexuals are OBVIOUSLY part of the illuminati. So are furbies, barbie dolls, microwave pizza, Aromantics, fancy Santas, and most birds and some fish. That's why we know so much. We're everywhere.
Omg Gad XD
‘Tis true, though, we are. That’s our agenda, everybody, to rule the world with pizza, Santas and most birds.














