#ktbproblems

[psycho918-blog]

For reference... Here are my gigantic wrists. I guess I was unaware how gigantic they are. They make this cocktail napkin look tiny.

[psycho918-blog]

I know this was supposed to chronicle all my fun dating and ridiculous antics.... And it will but please forgive me while I break for some realness right now. Please excuse this post. 1. I am totally good with myself in all ways. The way I look, my personality you name it. I'm not everyone's cup of tea. I totally get it, no hard feelings. 2. This post is in no way a pity grab for compliments. If you know me you know that number 1. Is totally true, and that I give myself all the compliments I need. 3. The I cure cancer comment is something I laugh about with my friends to be obnoxious-but if you're unaware I work with clinical trials for cancer. Comment came up randomly in a joking way prior to below. This is an exchange from this morning I had with some dude named 🙊💩 Met this guy "on-line" last week-it doesn't matter the service bc well I've had this happen on tinder, match and anything in between. All of you single people will know where this is going and the non-singles will finally understand why asking anyone-have you tried online-is super offensive. Mini background on the conversation below. We start chatting Thursday, normal, meet Friday for drinks, generally well-he's awkward and attempts general bad jokes but nothing out of bounds and in general my standards are so low at this point. I rate it a pretty good date. General texting things throughout weekend-both had other plans- no major red flags other than him trying to be funny all the time but again my standards are low and who doesn't like funny. Even when it's bad. Monday morning general texting. He calls randomly at 8am..with really nothing to say. So I'm like ok well cool I have to go do something now. He's states that he needs to turn around then because he's about "a mile out." A mile out? Of where?? Well I was going to surprise you and come meet you. Umm, how do you know where I am??! Oh this is awkward now. Um yeah-did you stalk me? What's going on? Oh haha it's a joke just kidding, I'm sitting in the garage at work. Um ok? What the hell is happening. I wanted to play a trick on you to get back at you for what you do. Lost again dude... You crush everyone's spirits. ---Oh wow. Are you serious right now? Oh are we fighting???? Um no idea but you call me up randomly to tell me I crush people's spirits??! I continue with some sort of I have no idea what's happening or what happened but definitely not getting it. He hangs up on me. And I get a text an hour later that says worst day ever. -at this point-I mean probably at the phone call I was super done. However, at 3am this morning he calls me. No voicemail and I debate answering and just yelling but then I remember this is the dude who jokes where I live and is probably super unstable. *please know I didn't tell him where I live or anything crazy either* This is where the texts start this morning with my wtf. I'm so done. Comment. Thoughts on these posts. 1. This dude has kids? Damn. 2. I should be really offended by this but sadly this happens quite often that I don't really care bc see all the way above at #1. 3. Calling my wrists fat actually made me laugh. Like out loud at the airport bc it's just ridiculous if you're going to call me fat to pick my wrists of all things to go after. -this i still find super amusing. 4. Is being hot in a pictures way bad?? I think I'd rather that than being good looking in real life and not photogenic. I mean plenty of people make a living this way. #nofilters or contouring used. I'm just tired of these trolls online. Mothers check yours kids messages and make sure they're not this dude. Bc He isn't alone in this. If my wrists are super offensive. -still laughing at this- Well then let's learn how to communicate that in a way that doesn't include this. Again you don't like me. That's cool. No big deal. Totally not offended if I don't hear from you again. Maybe my wrists are super offensive. But regardless this just isn't cool anymore

[psycho918-blog]

Wait For It....

Kids, you’ve all been waiting for this for a long time.  A place to come back and relive the stupid shit that I get into on a regular basis.  Please feel free to immerse yourself in the Bacchanalia I call life...see I’m smart too, you didn’t think I knew that word.You probably don’t. ps it means “Drunken Revelry,” but obviously you knew that because you googled it real fast before you continued reading. 

Ground rules: I’m sort of an adult, so no revealing info will be shared (I ask you for the same), I have made up nicknames for everyone, except for where I haven’t, so have fun guessing, The events I portray will be exaggerated to my liking and for your entertainment, as I see fit.

 So hang tight, let me be your spirit guide.