#kudzu grows

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brainrot this, brainrot that, my brain may be full of mold and termites but that's not ur business. we're roommates

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I need eyes tattooed everywhere. covering my entire body

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Unfair that men have bigger inventories by default because of the pocket sizes of their clothing. Luckily you can have this space too by purchasing the Men's Clothing Upgrade

You can also add additional inventory space by purchasing the Purse Upgrade, and for even greater inventory expansion you can get the Backpack Upgrade

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Favorite dynamic currently is charming and/or goofy dumbass + rabid insane fucked up guy who would kill for them and die for them

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gender envy from roadkill

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The moral implications of mind reading & telepathy are terrifying without some kind of across the board counter ability (such as being able to decide whether you allow someone into your head or not), so consider an alternative: being able to "share your screen." You can project your thoughts and people can choose whether to look at them/listen to them or not. This solves the invasion of privacy issue!

An additional feature I propose is the concept of telepathic group chats. You could open your brain to general communication and communicate with whoever else was doing that nearby (might get more mentally taxing the more people involved.)

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one day I am going to be able to go back to college and then I'm gonna be so so smart and I will take over the world I assume

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for my many crimes I've committed, they're sending me to space