#kuff

[dumpsterbassist]

my oldest son

[firedragon1321]

So a little writing funni- the main characters for my Pokemon-esque project just stole a boat from the local Team Rocket. Kuff has declared himself captain as a joke. He looks like this and is a foot tall-

So as I draft up the ending, Jackie- the MC- has a chance to move into the captain's quarters. Instead, he digs in the fukkin' grunt rooms below the deck. Which means guess who's sleeping in the captain's quarters?

[dumpsterbassist]

me and King Undulous, the Fluid (kuff for short)

[techcat]

[djmelowdee]

Shelly Thunder - Kuff

[jahbillah]

Shelly Thunder - Kuff - Sub Alpine Remix

Shelly Thunder – Kuff – Sub Alpine Remix

Here comes another Kuff remix, this time directed by mighty Sub Albine kitchen. Catch it!

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[weirdmarioenemies]

*rumble rumble*

Excuse me! I’m terribly sorry. I’m just so hungry, you see. I am wasting away... I’m absolutely STARVING...

...for some awkward vintage Rare renders! Waiter, your finest, please!

Bellissimo!

Name: Kuff ‘n’ Klout

Debut: Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong’s Double Trouble!

Every awkward Rare render is a treasure. But only one can be the best. And I think that honor has to go to Kuff ‘n’ Klout, the Tyrant Twins! They may have skipped Ankle Day, but they make up for it with their strangely bulbous bodies, the winning smile atop each chiseled chin, and, most importantly, their unbreakable brotherly bond. 

And off they go! That’s Kuff with the purple eyes, and Klout with the green. Except in-game, where they both have green, because Kuff could only afford the colored contacts for the duration of the photoshoot.

Would you believe that encountering these guys is entirely optional?! They’re only found in the hidden island of Krematoa, so one can easily complete the game without even knowing they exist. What a sad existence. But let’s look at it more optimistically! Kuff ‘n’ Klout are so great, they’re surprise bonus content, just when you think you’ve seen it all!

The Twins can only be defeated with projectiles, as direct attacks will only hurt the Kong perpetrating them. Which I’ve never quite understood in the DKC games! If you want an enemy to deal damage even when jumped upon, that’s what spikes are for! But you know what? I’ll make an exception here. It only enhances them.

Sadly, though... we know nothing about the brothers! They’re great friends, they play leap frog, they’re probably the most powerful entities in the Mario expanded universe, but who are they? We’ll never know! Not even Super Mario-Kun acknowledged them. And that had Bluster Kong!

But wait, what’s this? A friend has provided me with part of a script of a lost documentary, and you’re not gonna want to miss this...

Kuff and Klout joined the Kremling army after a gorilla warrior took the life of their father, an innocent farmer in the Northern Kremisphere, in an attack fueled by hate. On the Kremling training grounds, the brothers trained together in hopes that they would get revenge on the ape who killed their father. 

One day while stationed in the Kremkroc Industries on a routine defenses check, the brothers came into contact with the enemy during the Battle of Kremling Rock and alliances were tested. When Kuff had to watch a comrade shield him from an Orange Grenade that was hurled into their makeshift trench, he new that his and his brother's life were in grave danger. While the Ape Army were held at bay, most of the Kremlings stationed were lost in the skirmish. 

Kuff and Klout knew that war was evil after watching may of their friends die that day, but were intent on getting revenge. During a military excursion in the Kremling Isles, however, they were about to find out what revenge really solves. Peanuts and coconuts flew past the Kremling militia and cover was taken. However, a stray peanut shell hit Klout in the chest, and medical action was necessary to save his life. But... there were no bandages or antiseptic left as the Gorilla Army has taken control of the nearest supply depot. It seemed that Klout’s life would end here in the swamp.... Until a Kong on the enemy side took pity, and lended the lizard a medkit. When asked for a name by a thankful Kuff, he simply smiled and adjusted his sunglasses. 

After the war ended with the loss of the Kremlings, the brothers headed back home to the Northern Kremisphere to rest and heal their wounds, both physical and mental. Until that is, the events of Donkey Kong 3 happened and the Kremlings were rounded up by KAOS to deliver a final attack on the Kongs after kidnapping their leader. Kuff and Klout were found dead on the battlefield, assassinated by Privates Dixie Kong and Kiddie Kong, two child soilders employed by the Kongs to stop the Kremlings from regrouping. But their legacy lives on......

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