HII!!! can i request a sakadays x reader who is really dense and doesnt get the hint that the char likes them?? ( maybe nagumo , rion , kumanomi , gaku or anyone else u like! ) TYYYY HAHSHSH
── .✦ take a hint .ᐟ
FT. nagumo yoichi, gaku, natsuki seba, shin asakura, rion akao, kumanomi
NAGUMO YOICHI ᝰ.ᐟ
── "WANNA HANG OUT today, (name)?" nagumo walked into your penthouse using the spare key you'd given him—a decision you were starting to regret.
you were busy cutting your fingernails when he appeared in the doorway. "why? i might go out to eat with osaragi."
he leaned against the doorframe. "i just enjoy spending time with you!"
you gathered your clipped nails, threw them away, and washed your hands, all while his eyes followed your every move.
“that’s nice. you can tag along with me and osa if you want." you dried your hands on a towel, shrugged, and walked past him.
he followed you into the living room, where you plopped down on the couch and turned on the tv.
“what about just you and me? just the two of us, alone?"
leaning your head back against the couch, you groaned. "she’s going to know if i’m hanging out with you instead. i don't want to hurt her feelings."
“osaragi is tough; she'll be okay," he insisted, sitting down next to you.
"ehhh maybe.”
"PLEASE, (NICK-NAME)!" he pleaded.
"ugh, fine. but let me have a snack first," you told him. after choosing a video to play in the background, you headed to the kitchen and decided on yogurt.
he followed you around like a puppy glued to its owner. as you took a bite of your yogurt, he just stared at you.
specifically.
your lips.
"hey, you've got some…" instead of using his thumb to wipe the yogurt from the corner of your mouth or offering you a napkin, he leaned in and licked it off.
you grimaced, wiping your mouth with a napkin this time. "now, why would you do that?"
he shrugged. "maybe because i like you."
"oh. i like you too. you’re a good friend to me too, yoichi," you replied with a shrug.
nagumo laughed off his failed confession. “did i just get friend-zoned… or are they too oblivious…?”
he masked his embarrassment with a smile. “yeah! we’re such good friends!”
mission failed. but maybe next time, he'll manage to get through your obliviousness. and maybe next time, you'll like him back.
GAKU ᝰ.ᐟ
── THE ONLY PERSON gaku had eyes for was you—specifically you and only you. the reason why… was because you were the only one patient with him.
oh, and because you were the only one who played video games with him. uzuki would have to gently scold you for spoiling gaku, but you never really cared.
so that's why gaku became pretty attached to you, especially on missions. he stuck close, constantly checking to make sure you weren't going to die—to the point where everyone in the slurs organization knew.
he wasn't even trying to hide it.
and yet, the only person oblivious to his teeny-tiny crush… was you.
"(name), play smash bros with me," he said, more like a demand than a request.
"now? we’re about to infiltrate this place," you pointed at the building. your eyes met gaku’s, who was staring intently at you. he didn’t care. "okay, okay…! i’ll play with you, but only one round."
"no, not until you beat me."
"that’s going to take hours! you’re way too good at that game," you protested, but he ignored you and settled down on the concrete, making himself comfortable.
"m’kay.” he replied, handing you the other joy-con.
gaku had beaten you three times in a row, and in those three rounds, you cried because he was 'unfair' and 'he plays this game too much, and you barely do.'
he found your complaining amusing, like music to his ears.
however, footsteps tapped on the concrete. you heard the noise and turned around, noticing deer-face—kashima—standing behind you both. "what are you guys doing?! slur said to set off the bombs!”
"chill, mr. deer—"
"it’s kashima!" he corrected you.
"chill, cashew, we were eventually going to do that, right, gaku?" you nudged him to agree, but he just nodded slowly.
kashima clicked his tongue and sighed. "do it now," he demanded, before stomping away.
"dO It NoW," you mocked his voice, earning barely a laugh from gaku.
"(name)," he said, hiding his face under the turtleneck of his hoodie, "are we friends?"
"yeah, why?" you questioned, standing up and brushing the dirt off your bottom.
"oh, 'cause i saw us as more than that," he said, going back to pressing buttons on the joy-con.
"like… best friends?" you blinked.
"uh, yeah, sure," he gave you a thumbs up. he wasn't going to admit he considered you both dating already. he figured he'd have to confess to you one day.
you smiled at him.
uzuki and kashima, who were watching from afar, face-palmed. "he missed his chance to confess!" kashima uttered.
“well… i don't think (name) would've considered his feelings," uzuki defended.
"what do you mean?" the deer asked.
"they may seem smart, but they’re too dense, but maybe they’ll understand soon."
"it better be soon.” kashima mumbled under his breath.
NATSUKI SEBA ᝰ.ᐟ
( non-assassin au )
── "NATSU HAS a crush on you."
you blinked, caught off guard when mafuyu, natsuki’s own little brother, just dropped that bomb with zero expression. he said it with a straight face and everything.
"wait, what?" you asked.
before mafuyu could say anything else, his older brother yanked him away. "sorry about him. let’s get back to studying..."
natsuki had to lock the door to keep the rats mafuyu out. "he’s been talking a lot of nonsense lately," natsuki said, and you just laughed a little.
“okay... i’ll trust you on that."
natsuki wished you'd catch on already. he was so into you, but you were the slowest, most oblivious person ever.
you kept overlooking his feelings. and it was starting to bother him.
"he only lets (name) talk to him," - that's what their classmates would say. and they weren't wrong, he really liked being around you. so when you kept sending mixed signals, it got a little annoying.
but you stopped writing. "mafuyu told me you said i was pretty. is that true, or is that just him talking ‘nonsense’?"
he didn't even try to deny it. "yeah, it's true. because you are."
you couldn't help but smile. "thanks!"
"am i bad at this, or are they just super dense...?”
SHIN ASAKURA ᝰ.ᐟ
── THIS WAS day 100 of shin trying to get you to see how he felt. but no matter what he did—even straight-up saying he wanted to kiss you and hug you—you just didn't get it.
"(name)!" he called, catching up to you. he found you on the street after you stormed out of sakamoto’s convenience store after a little spat with heisuke. "come back, heisuke said he was sorry."
shin grabbed your shoulder, but you smacked his hand away. "i quit! i’m not working for sakamoto anymore if he’s there."
he sighed, a long, heavy one. "if you leave, it won't be the same!"
"did sakamoto tell you to chase after me or something?" you hissed, still walking.
"no... i… i chose to do this because i don't want you to leave," he confessed, pursing his lips and staring at you with his big, innocent eyes.
you stopped walking. "that’s nice of you, shin."
"so… will you come back?"
you thought about it before shrugging. “let me kill heisuke first."
"NO?!"
day 100... failed.
but hey, you know what they say! day 101 is bound to be your lucky one!
RION AKAO ᝰ.ᐟ
── "WHY DOES AKAO always hit us but never (name)?"
"isn’t it obvious? because she likes them."
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" rion shouted before smacking the two guys upside the head, leaving a bump right on top.
you were standing beside her, laughing a little nervously at her antics. she huffed, then looked back at you, cheeks slightly flushed. "you didn’t hear that, (name). let’s go.”
"see? she’s so soft on them."
rion was a tough fighter at jcc. no one would ever expect her to fall in love. she was a caring person—but with you... she was a little too caring.
"(name)! careful, that's hot!" she warned, helping you carry your food to the lunch table.
"you see that? she’s always babying (name)."
"i’m surprised (name) still hasn't realized. why are they so slow?" the same two guys commented, face-palming at your obliviousness.
"i don't think (name) sees akao like that..." a girl joined in on the guys' conversation. "i’m pretty sure they unintentionally friend-zoned akao. because i remember seeing akao crying to sakamoto because (name) wouldn't get it."
"(name) made her cry?! akao can cry?!”
"yup."
and rion heard every word.
and they all earned a fist to the head. "STOP GOSSIPING ABOUT MY BUSINESS!"
KUMANOMI ᝰ.ᐟ
── "YOU KEEP babying (name), do you like them or something?" tenkyu questioned. they were currently kids, back in al-kamar.
kumanomi clapped her hands slowly. "wow. you actually managed to realize it, unlike them."
tenkyu gave her a wry smile. "that’s because something is wrong with (name)."
"what happened?" she couldn't help but ask.
he sheepishly replied with, “they’re slow and—"
"don’t talk bad about them!" kumanomi slapped tenkyu to the ground. he put a box over his head to hide from her scary demeanor.
"i was just saying! it’s the truth! they’re never going to realize you like them, no matter how straightforward you are with your confession!" he exclaimed from inside the cardboard.
kumanomi sat down beside him. "that’s fine. i’ll probably grow out of my feelings by next year."
WRONG.
six years later, and she still likes you. she always tried to impress you with her weapons, and it always worked. but also, you could care less.
"(name)! wanna go on a mission with me? kei said i can bring someone!" she beamed, clinging to your arm.
kumanomi never showed any pda towards anyone.
"uh, sure." you shrugged her arm off and followed her to the mission's location. the two of you dismembered a bunch of bodies.
there was now a good view of blood everywhere and corpses in front of you. kumanomi turned to look at you. "(name), you know i’d die for you and only you."
"er—uh—that's nice." you gave her a thumbs up before walking over to the next building.
“TAKE A HINT!” she groaned.
AUTHORS NOTE. sakadays cour 2 comes out today I HOPE YOU ENJOYYYY 🥹🫰
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