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i say funny things sometimes

[overworkedbarista]

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name: Xiomara, or Xia (pronounced Zee-oh-ma-ruh, or Zee-uh)

age: 27

signs: pisces sun, leo moon, gemini rising

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what i’m currently listening to 🎶

Kehlani by Kehlani

what i’m currently reading 📚

Hija de la Fortuna por Isabel Allende

what i’m currently watching/have seen 📺

Law and Order SVU

Kaiju No. 8

Gachiakuta

Dandadan

Sakamoto Days

Fire Force

Apothecary Diaries

Spy x Family

Bungo Stray Dogs

and about 20 other shows i could list but am too lazy so just ask or feel free to recommend!

[catchymemes]

[adoring-jjk]

pro tip: don't talk bad about yourself in front of sukuna | mdni suggestive

to say sukuna doesn't like when you disrespect yourself would be untrue, because he doesn't even let you get that far. you're his, which means when you talk bad about yourself, you're offending him too.

he'll slap your ass as he passes by you getting a bowl of fruit in the kitchen, in nothing but one of his shirts and an old pair of pj shorts, hair a mess. he lets out a "fuck, don't tempt me right now," his eyes scanning you from head to toe with that familiar heat in them.

your brows furrow in confusion and you literally go to the bathroom to look in the mirror to check that your appearance didn't magically ameliorate from the last time you saw yourself. he follows you and you're almost offended when you look in the mirror. is he playing a prank on you?

"what? i literally look-"

his hand comes to grab your throat gently but firm, a brow raised as he stares down at you and then through the mirror. "you look what?" his gaze is daring you to say something negative.

you can feel that he's not joking. you swallow, "um, good?"

he hums satisfied and pulls you closer, bending down to kiss you, the way his tongue smoothly finds its way into your mouth has heat spreading through your body.

he pulls back and looks you over again appreciatively, smushing your cheeks playfully before walking away. "s'what i thought."

[doodlecupcake]

Hoshikafmina

[van1llaskys]

[loveridden1999]

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

[imhereforenjin]

LET ME RIDE IT LET ME RIDE IT!!!!!!!

especially the second one HE LOOKS LIKE A PONY

i love when his nose is basically half his face

it gets really hard to keep it in my pants when he starts pouting bro…

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[pretty-and-paid]

IDGAF what the economy is doing, I'm going to get what I want, eat well, and live an abundant, happy, well-designed life. I didn't come here to suffer or be in bondage.

[lotuspositivity]

You don't have to force yourself to bounce back so quickly. I read something recently that said "when you come in from a rainstorm, you don't expect yourself to be dry and warm right away", and it really resonated with me. It's okay to take time to dry off and warm up. Take the time you need to process what happened to you.

[patchworkstaccatofairy]

So true. Too often I feel the need to "proceed as usual" when I just recovered from a bad moment, but that's not exactly healthy. I believe in letting your emotions exist inside you, because they will always eventually leave.

[chrisssiren]

i luv the dividers ! could you make dividers with these hex’s? tysm queen

#ffdbdb #fdc3d1 #fda8bf #fb8cac #ff5c89

PINK DIVIDERS (lace && bows)

⟢ i'm assuming you wanted re-colors? but if these are not what you were looking for you can always request again :)

「 ✦ #FFDBDB #FDC3D1 #FDA8BF #FB8CAC #FF5C89 ✦ 」

⟢ like/reblog if you use. credit is not needed (but it’s appreciated).

[iizuumi]

Reno >>>>>>> Videogames

[fording-the-styx]

[herssian]

online numbers can really fuck you up when it comes to your creative work because you're sharing something you worked on with all your heart but it's very important to remember there's actual people behind those numbers. even if it's 1. that's one whole actual person. that's a human being who said "haha nice". that's a connection with a REAL person with a REAL life and REAL thoughts and feelings and experiences. like. damn. that should mean something

[oh-dear-moon-give-me-a-kiss]

Forever a skinny legend

Artist @/huyandere

[disgustinggf]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]