I like to imagine that my little Ellana Lavellan would be a smooth master when it comes to puns, but in reality. She messes up on the simplest ones. Any help to torture Cullen (LI) and amuse Bull and Varric? ((BFF fo' lifes))
Mally’d suggest telling Cullen when he’s angry that he should try his best not to lose his temper-lar. Maybe mention that Varric talked about how tired he looked back in Kirkwall and say that the stuff he used to have to take as a Templar ought to be called Weary-um. Perhaps tell him that he looks dashing when he wears his helmet and assure him that she isn’t lion about how good he looks.












