Fuck Yeah Varric

A tumblr page dedicated to the paragon of dwarven manliness himself, Varric Tethras. Let us worship the chest hair. ^.~ Be wary of the occasional NSFW content."That's all History is; the best tales. The ones that last. Might as well be mine." var sc_project=11144866; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="35d989ba"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

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Dragon Age II

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Legend's return

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Dragon Age 2 but it’s literally just Cheers, the whole thing takes place in the Hanged Man and it’s just a sitcom where everyone waltzes in and out with their troubles in life, work, romance, etc.

Also, every episode:

Varric: /strolls in with a nod at everyone/

Corff, all patrons: VARRIC!! 🍻

Nora: Master Tethras.

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They’re at the tavern, he’s a little buzzed and the rizz is off the charts.

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I’m just gonne schooch in right here

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jesus Shepard slow down

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Playing ME2 again so this is relevant

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Also replaying the series right now, so yeah, this is incredibly relevant and timely to have popped up on my dash.

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Hawke and Varric at Skyhold

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Yes, that's what happened, but have you considered my version?

- Varric, in his diary, probably

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DA banner commissions for @thehangedmancreatives!

(links // tip jar!)

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hey we saw you throwing down coin from across the tavern and we really dig how quickly you want to be rid of it

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the HD remake was pretty good, but my heart will always belong to the original PS1 version of DA2 

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Varric Tethras Dragon age

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Go. Fish.

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