#kurious kittens

[shsltomcat]

i've had sticks and stones thrown at me, and i really need a break. are chains and whips really as exciting as they say?

Sorry to hear that, kitten!  People just svck sometimes.

and uhdepends on who you do it with.Kink responsibly, my Kinky Kitties!  

Safewords, limits, CLEAR BOUNDARIES, and if you use chains for more than wrists, be careful and shiiiet.  

The stories I could tell, OH THE STORIES I COULD TELL!

safespace tho i mean w/e

stay safe and have fun andYowl so the whole alley hears you, Tomcat!

—- xxxxxxxxx tomcat trojan 

[shsltomcat]

my boyfriend is so dreamy but he doesn't like my favorite movie, shrek 2. what do i do???????? i thought he was PERFECT!!!!!!!!!

Dont settle for SHIT, Kitty Queen!  DUMP THAT CHUMP so hard that he WISHES he had DECENT FUXXING taste!

thats the shrek movie with the cat like im sorry but it jst cant WORK OUT, kiddo!

Yowl so the whole alley hears you, Tomcat!

—- xxxxxxxxx tomcat trojan

[shsltomcat]

u are like my idol and i am sooooooooooooooooo srrrrrryyyy but i have liek a super important MEGA good question for you!!! me and my boyfriend went to the zoo and it was rly greattttt, he bought me ice cream!!!!!! but we saw this monkey and it looked JUST LIKE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what do i do, i don't want to date a monkey-boy?????????????????

You know what???  Im feelin REALLY NICE rn so:

youre rightyou cant date a moneky boy thas ppppp fuXXin rank

Like if your beau looks THAT FUXXXXING HAIRY +++ SHIT he is probably BALLS  in the sack and i DON”T mean that in a GOOD way LMAO

do you know how shiiiiiet it is to get NASTII hairs in your mouth???  take it from me.  don’t BOTHER.

DUMP THAT CHUMP!

Yowl so the whole alley hears you, Tomcat!  and dont settle for SHIIET

— xxxxxx tomcat trojan