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Incorrect Snk quotes #12
Hanji : Petra, look at Levi. He's throwing away all the love letters he got.
Petra : Wow. He got a lot.
Eren : *Approaches Levi*
Eren : Don't you think it's cruel to just throw them away like that ?
Levi : Why do you even care Eren ? It's not like you wrote them.
Eren : I did, you bastard.
GOM x Kagami hcs on they would react to Kagami's cooking
Ooohhhh… If it’s too bad, please slap me.
Akashi x Kagami:
The first time Akashi taste Kagami’s cooking is when he crashed in his apartment.
Akashi insisted eating outside, but Kagami said that if he’s staying in his house, he should be following Kagami’s orders.
Akashi couldn’t help it but to listen.
Kagami cooked a few dishes that he would believe Akashi enjoys.
And Akashi never tasted anything so good, he actually die inside a bit.
“You cooked this?”
“Have you not see me in the kitchen?”
“I thought you were playing around.”
From now on, Akashi would pretend he lost his wallet or his bento so that Kagami would cook for him…
And have him deliver it by his guard that is guarding Kagami’s house.
Aomine x Kagami:
Aomine believed that men can’t cook.
And thus, it took a huge impact on him when he tasted Kagami’s cooking.
He was so amazed that it leaves him speechless for a couple of minutes before bursting out.
He’s like… “What the fuck. Did you ordered this outside?!”
“You fucking saw me wearing an apron and fucked me before I can even finish cooking! Watch out for your semen, you idiot.”
Aomine gained weight because of Kagami’s cooking.
He doesn’t mind, though.
Kise x Kagami:
Kise was aware of the fact Kagami can cook.
But he never taste it.
Mainly because he was afraid that Kagami is a bad cook…
He actually witnessed the day when Seirin ate their lunch.
It was their coach’s cooking and Kise was clueless by that fact.
So when Kagami came to visit his house — he was bedridden — that was the first time he tasted Kagami’s cooking.
It was so good that Kise even shed a tear.
“Marry me, Kagamicchi!”
“Hold on, we’re still in high school. Wait till we graduate.”
Midorima x Kagami:
It was actually an accident that Midorima took a bite out of Kagami’s homemade chocolate.
And he was clueless who made them.
He was slightly hungry and asked Kuroko to share some of his chocolates.
In which, Midorima fell in love with the taste.
So when Kagami invited him over to stay at his place, he was surprised to see the mess in the kitchen.
“Sorry about the mess. I made a bunch of chocolates for the team and this happened.”
“Chocolates?”
“Yeah, treats for them. I have more. You want some?”
And so Midorima had demanded Kagami to never let anyone taste his cooking ever again…
Because it’s so magical, anyone can die out of it.
Murasakibara x Kagami:
Murasakibara is also aware of Kagami’s talent in cooking from Himuro.
But he was unaware of the taste.
And so, Kagami had visited them in their dorm.
Himuro had asked Kagami to teach him a few recipe for the upcoming training camp.
Kagami was delighted to help out and so they started brainstorming new recipe for the team.
Murasakibara was there to be the taste tester.
Upon tasting Kagami’s cooking, Murasakibara started saying that Kagami was so good at cooking that he can’t help it but to drool.
“But why are you drooling? You’re eating our foods, Atsushi.”
“I can already imagine Kagami baking.”
“Atsushi… no sweets.”
“I’m on it.”
And Himuro was so surprised to see how Murasakibara indirectly convinced Kagami to bake for him.
Kagami spoils Murasakibara so much.
Incorrect Snk quotes #16
Eren : Relationship update : Still gay for Levi.
Erwin : You're not the only one.
Armin : Who haven't turned gay when interact with Levi, anyway ? Even straight girl became gay for him.
Petra : You're obviously right.
Dance with Devils AU with KNB please? If you haven't watch it, Lindo is half-human and half-vampire. The rest of the lead males are devils. The heroine is the actual grimoire, like her body is made of out it haha.
Oh, I watched that! I just recently finished it… like last year, I suppose? So, I’m not sure whether I still remember their names. But let’s try with GOM, okay?
Akashi Seijuro as Rem Arlond/Kaginuki Rem:
Akashi as Rem.
You obviously can see the resemblance lol
Akashi is a oujidere… as well as Rem, though.
Fun fact: oujidere means they want others to treat them like a prince.
Rem has father issues, right? It reminds me of Akashi, so it’s a perfect fit.
Rem is also the leader of them. That makes it a perfect match to Akashi.
They do have a lot in common, as far as I can see.
Rem’s hobby is playing shogi. Same with Akashi.
Rem is the leader among the other devils as he is the son of Mikukier Arlond, the King of Devils.
Akashi was the captain back in Teikou. He is quite well-known as the leader of GOM, though.
Akashi might be using others like how Rem uses others. Like their favorite game: shogi.
Akashi is part of the student council in Rakuzan.
Now guess what… Rem is the student council president in their school.
WOW.
Aomine Daiki as Nanashiro Mage:
Aomine as Mage.
One major reason: BICEPS.
Mage is quite a muscle man, and I can clearly see Aomine as like that.
They are prone to be tsundere— you know, Aomine is a tsundere too lol — yet they release such powerful aura.
If only I had that game, I would go to Mage’s route on the bat… even though my favorite is Rem
Mage uses force to get the heroine, but I don’t see Aomine doing that at all. That’s one thing that differentiate these two.
I can see Aomine as gentle as possible though.
Remember that photo whereas Aomine’s school had this festival? And the basketball club was doing a track and field portion?
MAGE’S SPORT IS TRACK AND FIELD. lol
Kagami Taiga as Tachibana Lindo:
Hold up… before you can say anything about this, read this… RED HAIRED.
I did not — maybe I did — based their hair just to match them, you know.
Lindo is very talented on housework, as Ritsuka — Lindo’s supposedly younger sister — said in episode 2 or 3.
Lindo loves cooking and very protective over Ritsuka.
Kagami is like that, isn’t he?
Kuroko and Himuro are the people he deeply cares.
Kagami cooks as well.
Both wear aprons as well. It’s canon in both parties, so don’t worry lol
Kagami doesn’t want Kuroko to be near the GOM… well, that was in my imagination but still!
Kagami declared a war on Aomine. STILL MY IMAGINATION lol
… Basically the Lindo in the sport AU lol
Kise Ryouta as Sogami Urie:
I don’t have any ideas why I partnered Kise to him. He’s my least favorite, if you asked me.
Although, he still one of my favorites. Just the last one.
And you guys know me, I love Kise so much.
Okay, anyway. Kise is a lady killer. He can handle ladies way better than the rest. So basically, he isn’t a lady killer yet he can handle them ladies.
Urie has a beautiful face. As well as Kise.
Urie is in the tennis club… Kise can copy other’s skills at any sports he wishes, right?
NOW I WANT TO SEE KISE PLAYING TENNIS.
Similarities between these two is hard to compromise.
If ever, I can see Urie doing what Kise is doing to the heroine, to be honest.
Midorima Shintaro as Roen:
Pfft… Midorima as a Pomeranian though!
Not only I had a hard time on Kise, I also did with Midorima.
But I remembered something: Midorima and Murasakibara aren’t getting along. They even fought before!
You’ll see why once you read Murasakibara’s.
Roen is a faithful dog to Lord Maksis. Midorima is also faithful to Oha Asa — Akashi too — and I believe Midorima’s quote is like this: Let the GOD decides.
Roen can be heard speaking formality. Midorima is also very formal, but he can be blunt he is wants to — which is all the time — and it doesn’t make sense now lol
Also, Roen was Rem’s dog before he betrayed them.
Midorima was Akashi’s right hand. But after they graduate, they weren’t that close anymore.
But at the end, everyone fought the King of Vampire, Lord Nesta.
Midorima joined the others to defeat the jabberwock.
That’s the only similarities I found between them.
Murasakibara Atsushi as Natsumezaka Shiki:
Except Shiki’s sadistic and masochist attitude, I can see Murasakibara as Shiki.
First of all, Shiki is a fallen angel. Or, he wished to be address like that.
Murasakibara is a fairy in my eyes. He’s like the most innocent among them.
Shiki likes to torture Roen, Rem’s dog. Murasakibara had once fought with Midorima, but they grew closer as I can see.
But still, Shiki sometimes sulks because of them.
Murasakibara pouting is also very tempting to see.
Also, Murasakibara is the tallest, right?
Shiki is the smallest. So, it’s perfect!
BONUS —
Kuroko Tetsuya as Tachibana Ritsuki/Heroine:
WHY NOT. Don’t we all ship Kuroko to the Kiseki and Kagami.
if i tell Akashi (and others..) he has "the cutest lil dick" what would he do
They would probably, most likely, kiss you. lol
Akashi:
He would look at you with a poker face at first.
And then question your question.
And after explaining why you were saying that.
He’ll dismay the thought and continue his daily life.
But he’ll constantly think of that question throughout the whole week quietly.
Aomine:
He’ll be very offensive by your statement.
He will even pull his pants down and show you his dick.
Because COME ON THAT’S CUTE LIL DICK?
He won’t stop bugging you until you say…
MASSIVE COCK AOMINE
Kise:
He will be surprised, flustered, and stumbled on his words.
BONUS: A spit-take while he was drinking his coffee.
He’ll ask you why you suddenly said that to him.
You said it was a joke. But he didn’t take that.
You were dead-on tired after he did you for almost 5 rounds without any breaks.
Kuroko:
He’s visibly offended by that statement but pretended he doesn’t care.
Constantly check on google for random shit.
Someday, he’ll come up to you straight on and asked you why you told him that.
Every single kind of dick in the world, Kuroko printed it and showed it to you.
“Now, is there such a dick that is cute and little?”
Midorima:
He’s very offended by your statement.
He won’t stop until you change your statement.
He will start comparing his dick to every single thing he saw.
“Is this cup bigger than my dick? You’ve seen my dick a couple of times, you even moaned when only the tip is there— and you called my dick small and cute? How?!”
Murasakibara:
He doesn’t care, actually.
He has never seen a dick before.
And you commenting that it’s little and cute, he doesn’t care.
He thought it was a snack at first and tried to order a few online.
I love the makoto hcs can you do a scenario where he and so are plating with daughter you know a family day in. I just adore your writing keep up the great work
A FAMILY AU YAY
Hanamiya:
Normally, fathers aren’t up for shopping, but Hanamiya was an exception.
He’s the one who would ask his daughter out for shopping.
“Honey, I want to buy your mother more clothes and jewelry.”
“Dad, we don’t have that money. You just bought her a lot yesterday!”
Hanamiya won’t stop until her daughter gives in.
A family day was held in Sakura’s school and you planned on going.
Hanamiya was already ready 3 hours early, though.
While entering the entrance of the school, a few students stared at Hanamiya.
Damnit, you thought. This guy is very hunklicious. (Is that a word)
In this family day, parents are ought to watch their kids in session.
Hanamiya even brought two cameras. One for taking pictures, and the other one is for recording.
While holding the video camera, Hanamiya would constantly zoom in to his daughter’s face, giggles, then zoom out.
It was fun watching him, but annoying because his giggles were contagious.
After the family day, you three planned on eating out.
Hanamiya, unknowingly, set up an appointment at this fancy restaurant.
He’s a stuck up romanticist even to his daughter.
One thing that Hanamiya hates is how people constantly stare at him.
BECAUSE SAKURA DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HIM
Sakura got your hair, eyes, everything.
The only thing Sakura got was Hanamiya’s sadistic side.
Hanamiya secretly dotes on that side.
Even at the age of 14, Hanamiya still feeds Sakura, and Sakura let him do what his dad wants.
Because if she refuse, Hanamiya won’t stop sulking until she says yes.
Overall, you set up a reminder not to bring your husband out with two cameras dangling in his hands while feeding his daughter.
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
Wow, you really wrote a lot for the gom & momoi hcs. Thank you! They're all lovely~ can you also make friendship/brothers headcanons for MidoTaka and MuraHimu??
Sure!!!
Midorima and Takao:
They both had a ton of random items in their rooms.
It’s all their lucky items, though.
But here’s the cutest part.
Takao’s lucky items are in Midorima’s place.
And Midorima’s lucky items are in Takao’s.
HOW FUCKING ADORABLE.
When they became 2nd years
Midorima started calling Takao to his first name.
Because they are the only second years. Pretty neat, though.
Takao randomly brings girls at their practice.
Because of one reason.
They all like Midorima… but Midorima hardly answer any of them.
So sometimes, Takao would pretend to be dating that carrot man.
“Sorry girls. You see, Midorima-san and I are very lovey dovey. I don’t want any of you to ruin it.”
Midorima is fine with it.
To be honest, he’s the one who suggested that.
Murasakibara and Himuro:
Their relationship is very basics, though.
Himuro, as Murasakibara’s senior, acts like one.
But there’s also a bit of a biased between them.
It is pretty canon that Himuro spoil Murasakibara.
To which I reckon that one NG shuu though lol
Murasakibara is pretty impatient when things aren’t going in his way.
Himuro’s job is to calm that giant.
He’ll either bribe him using snacks or promise him something that he will look forward to.
They also have a lot of matching stuff.
Sweaters, shoes, necklace.
Himuro had talked about this with Kagami and Himuro brought a pair of two rings.
He gave the other one to Murasakibara.
They both wore it in their finger ring.
EVERYONE THOUGHT THEY WERE MARRIED.
AND THIS GIANT FAIRY DOESN’T GET IT
BUT EXPLAINING IT IS A PAIN SO HE LET WHAT THE OTHERS THINK OKAY
Himuro doesn’t deny as well.
And soon, they started dating as well.
BECAUSE WHAT THE HECK
Hanamiya husband hcs
OOOHHH I really love this man. My husband though.
Hanamiya:
Regarding housework, he also help out in anyway he could— which equivalent to everything, though.
He usually remarked how wives shouldn’t work their ass off and sweat, and since GOD made the husbands, they should do labor work.
To his mind, labor work means everything that involves using hands and legs.
Basically everything though.
He’s the sweetest husband you could ask for.
Like I said, he does everything.
He’s also an expert of buying things that would satisfy us— girls.
Be it huge ass teddy bears.
Chocolates.
Makeup kit.
EVERY SINGLE THING
He doesn’t hesitate to buy them for you.
You only made one child from him.
OKAY HE’S NOT BAD AT SEX
EITHER YOU
He planned out everything.
Having one or two child is one of his plan.
And you both decided to have one child only.
He’s also the one in charge of naming her.
He named his daughter after Sakura, to the reference of her birthmonth— April.
April is when the Sakura trees blooms.
Hanamiya Sakura.
ITS FUCKING PERFECT
He treasure both of you and treated you both as like queen and princess of his life.
Trust me… This guy is too pure. I love him.
Also, he let his daughter think/do freely. Like if she wanted a boyfriend, go for it. If she wants to live alone, go for it.
Full on support, okay?
She may have not gotten his eyes and hair, but she did inherited his sadistic side.
To which a few people have seen.
Hanamiya loves pet names, though.
His daughter calls him Tou-chan, which is a childish way to address your father.
It’s not immature to call your father that.
ITS FUCKING CUTE AIGHT?
You call him by his first name… which is Mako-chan.
He hates it at first when you both started dating.
Guess he grew to dote on it.
