IMAGINE HAVING KUROO AS A SIBLING
Sibling Oikawa, here!
Sibling Bokuto, here!
Passive aggressive insults between you two:
“I love how you can just wear anything.”
“I can explain it to you again, but I don’t think I can really help you understand.”
“As much as I respect and appreciate your opinion…you can shove that up your ass.”
“Oh sorry, that’s right, I forgot. You don’t have one. Maybe that’s why you’re so full of shit.”
But of course, never in front of your parents. You guys will mutually agree to act civil around your parents
But will resume in kicking each other under the table
You guys will compare science grades with each other. Whoever got the highest test score, will have to be the other’s bitch for a day.
“All of a sudden, I’m feeling a venti caramel iced latte with whip, soy milk, and with an extra shot.”
“Get it yourself, Tetsurō.”
“Oh I’m SORRY!! Who got a 100 on their Chem test this week??”
You experiment with Tetsurō’s bed hair when you’re bored, even though you already know it’s a lost case.
You guys take the insults to another level:
“You must be made of 67 protons, because you’re acting like a Ho”
“Wow, you’re sodium funny! I almost over-reacted to that!!”
“Your reaction to my Ho joke was just boron.”