#kurtpool

[icarusredwings]

Since yall liked it, ill post it individually

[sirwadewilsonfromimgur]

@fatherwagnersconfessional

Again... im sorry, but its habit... get it... habit... little Nun joke for you.

[icarusredwings]

I love purry Logan

[icarusredwings]

"How do you know he was the devil? You actually think its him? Oh please. You mustn't got enough sleep." Logan scoffs, rolling his eyes.

Very seriously, Kurt looms. "The Devil is real, and he's not some little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful."

"Beautiful?" Logan tilts his head, semi curious.

"Yes. Because he's a fallen angel... and he used to be God's favorite." The priest says, tail flickering.

Logan clears his throat a bit. "B-but uhm.. Father Wagner? I thought the devil was a big scary guy? You know... 50 stories tall.. evil.."

Kurt shakes his head "Scary? No. If he was scary people wouldn't make deals with him. Evil? Yes. Very much so. Why else would he make himself so pleasing to look at?"

"... so... what you saw.. you thought they- he.. was pretty?"

"As much as evil can be. Come on Logan."

"Where are we going?"

"There's a fiend running amuk. Not in my church.."

Logan can feel the sweat starting down his forehead "S-so what are we gonna do?"

The blue tail flickers, puffing his chest a little, mistaking his worry for the demon as fear of him. "Dont worry. I wont let it hurt you. I know just what to do."

By now, the angwl is internally screaming. He dosn't know what to do. By the Heaven handbook, he should side with Kurt. But his heart said otherwise. He didn't want to side agaisnt either of them. Perhaps part of this fear is knowing Kurt will succeed in killing Wade..

"W-What if the demon isnt evil father?"

Kurt's eyes widden, as if he was hoping for a non violent solution "...are you suggesting we try to talk to it?"

Logan beams, though quickly retreats his true emotions. "Yes! I mean- no.. what if.. what if we.. pray about it?"

Within an instant Kurts eyes slit as his sight narrows. "Logan if the devil himself is in MY church Im not going to sit around on my knees."

The angel scoffs, having been around Wade far too much to think of anything holy.

Turning, The Priest almost seems.. upset. As if he had a duty to do and failed miserably. "What? Is that funny to you? That im such a bad priest I allowed the devil right under my nose!?"

Logan sees it now. His eyes are teary and the angel fears perhaps he's struck a nerve, or perhaps this was far too much for such a kind heart to handle. "Oh! Goodness no! Never, father."

@nuggetpool-hi

Unfished art cause I got lazy

[icarusredwings]

This au has affectionately been named 'rewrite the stars' au by @maybefalsefacts

"If you vuin mein circus I vill drop you. Gots zat?"

"Vhat did I say about Clowns on MY trapeze?"

"I-i'm a jester actually-"

"You're a fool iz vhat you are."

Let's just say Kurt takes his act very seriously...

For @sirwadewilsonfromimgur

Slightly inspired by @wizardcrowe s deadfool au

His ass is NOT litsening. He's too scared and turned on to hear a thing you're saying Kurt.