Jan 18, 2018
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Chris: Fuck ignore that...
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Chris: http://78.media.tumblr.com/beaf129283ba92c461bef42f839990ed/tumblr_inline_n9r6bccFpV1sido6h.jpg
[Moments late ]
Chris: Fuck ignore that...
Be a lawyer they said, it will be fun they said. They lied, whoever they are. This day has been horrible. The longest day of my life. Why I thought having night class for Trots would be a good idea is beyond me. All I want to do is sleep but no, I have to work on my mock trail assignment. Is it Spring Break yet? Please tell me it’s March.
KUWTT UPDATE.
@artistmeeksaj: So I'm spending my Tuesday night like I usually do, eating an entire log of goat cheese on Ritz crackers, and I'm getting frustrated because they keep BREAKING.
@artistmeeksaj: Then it hit me why they call them crackers. Because they crack whenever you put delicious spreads and cheeses on them.
@artistmeeksaj: #lifechangingmomentswithaj
Who is smart enough to get into Princeton, but still stupid enough to fall asleep at a red light? This girl right here. I didn’t even realize I was tired enough to fall asleep behind the wheel of a car. Big shout out to all of the people honking at me while I slept. Thank you so much for checking to make sure I was alive. I really appreciate it.
Shout out to the godly barista that let me borrow a knife so I could clean coffee out of my laptop keyboard keys because I’m an idiot.
Pro-tip, don’t be stupid and spill coffee on your laptop.
Do you know what happens when I get bored? I chew gum while hanging upside down. Do you know what happens next? Said gum falls out of my mouth and gets into my hair. I must have tried everything to get it out (including putting peanut butter in it- who knew that was even a thing?) and it just wouldn’t come out. That’s when I said, “fuck it,” and shaved the side of my head. Quick, someone tell me how awesome it looks, so I can pretend that I did this on purpose.
I just woke up to my roommate asking if he could have some of the 284 waffles that I apparently made last night. I got really drunk last night.
I said no, of course. Those babies are mine.
But like-- is anyone else stoked to see what American Crime Story: Versace is going to be like? I love me some fashion with my crime.