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Blake Aayliah Rutherford; Whassup ladies, gents and otherwise? The name's Blake, or B if that's too long for you. Originally from Ohio, backpacked across Europe, now I'm saddled in Fort Collins attending Colorado State University (Go Rams!) Majoring in English/Creative Writing because I just can't wait to be a disappoint to my parents and be starving! With that being said, I'm fuckin' cool, let's be pals.

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ginnywilde:

Okay but have you all seen the show The Good Place? Cause that show sure did fuck me up hardcore. I mean, I love it, and I’m pretty sure I’m in love with Kristen Bell, but man like… Wow it’s amazing and so well thought out! The writers are definitely who I aspire to be one day, and it’s also made by the people who made Parks and Rec. If none of that convinces you to watch it then I’m not sure what to tell you.

Who isn’t in love with Kristen Bell? She’s a mega babe. Also explains my big ass crush on Sophia Bush, they’re basically the same person. But, I’m caught up! And Brooklyn 99 if you watch that show, which is also super fucking hilarious. 

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mcdowellsam:

In true Samantha McDowell stye, I’ve been binging on take out and doing a lot of Hulu binges. Anyway, since Hulu loves to show commercials every five to ten minutes – I’ve been seeing a lot of Oprah. Which is good and fine, until you’ve watched about seven episodes in one sitting and they show the same exact Oprah commercial about two times an episode. Now I can’t stop saying ‘shrimp, rice beans and GUACAMOLEEEEEE’ in Oprah’s voice. I can’t stop, but I want it to stop. Someone please send help.

Questions, what were you binging? Totally curious. Also now I want shrimp, thanks for that.

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patrick-evxns:

Oh, come on, you know it. I’ve seen the way you look at me.

In confusion? That’s because I don’t have my glasses on.

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nerdylittleeverrett:

Probably. And I have no idea why they do that. I get the story and plot reasons but TV shows about real people show they staying after they know they are in a haunted house. 

It’s probably more of the human mind than anything else. 

Unrealistic, and stupid quite frankly. But hey, people still go see these movies and shit so what do I really know?

The placebo effect fucks me up man, the human brain is a lot.

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puckersadie:

Probably are too afraid of embarrassing themselves on live radio when their friends might be listening or something stupid like that. Anyway, after discussing this with like multiple people, I’m just going to look for my contests to enter so I can go see my boys. I feel like the M A N I A Tour is going to be the best one yet.

If my ‘friends’ expect me to not be excited about shit like that catch me finding new friends. But d u d e, go for it! I hope you win, I’m sure if you enter a shit ton yo’re bound to win something.

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nathanrugters:

Is reminds me of the girl that Ross dated who apartment was a mess. Please tell me you don’t have a pet hamster running around right? 

Oh god, no. I’m not that bad, thank fuck. But now that just motivated me to clean and be a better person because good lord. I’m having war flashbacks of seeing that.

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keeganeevans:

Maybe it’s because I don’t have a lot of space; I try to clean at least every Wednesday if it’s needed. But I live in a dorm and don’t want to get chewed out by the RA, so.

I get ya dude, give me your cleaning ways so I can be a better human being.

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patrick-evxns:

That’s a very different thing from finding you amazing. 

In my world, they do. 

I, for one think they go hand in hand.

Oh, I’m sure they do.

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keeganeevans:

Do you just, not clean throughout the week? Or something?

That’s the goal, but when you’re busy it’s sometimes. 

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patrick-evxns:

I’m literally the perfect package.

You’re, something alright.

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patrick-evxns:

I don’t find you amazing?

No, Venus. Remember, men are from Mars, women are from Venus.

I really wish you could learn how to lie better, c’mon P. We all know you love me.

Okay, true. My point is they don’t exist.

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lillianpierce:

Of course, and everyone is extremely friendly, there’s no bitchy competitiveness.

Well I’m going to get someone to stream it so all you guys can watch and not feel like you’re missing out.

Just the sweetest, like I need all of those girls in my life all hours of the day.

Dude, that’s sweet! I do get really bad FOMO sometimes, so I’m super hype for this.

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nerdylittleeverrett:

Right? I get wanting to be alone and be in some pretty areas but not after weird shit happens. I’m out. In Amityville Horror, they lady told them about the murders in the house. Right there I would be like “NOPE! Next house please”   I am with you. I do not want to be the subject of a new horror movie. 

Yes, it’s like. You can’t help yourself into looking things up and freaking yourself out. It’s not a tumor it’s a headache, but is it? WebMD says it’s possible. 

I think they just want us to be annoyed at the main characters, but like what’s the point? I want to like them not judge them for their terrible life choices at picking the house that’s so clearly haunted. 

Which is also so stupid! Like there has to be a clear difference between the two why can’t you tell me which one I have? Why must I go through hours of anxiety before I realize I’m spiraling because of some words the internet told me?

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savholly:

I highly doubt that’s why you’re single.

Then everyone just doesn’t want a hot babe with a charming personality?

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mcdowellsam:

Wow, me. I mean.. honestly. I bet your room isn’t nearly as bad as mine. Trust me, it’s like I’m living in a garbage can. Do you watch Grey’s Anatomy? One time, Cristina showed Burke her apartment and he was horrified because it was full of take out boxes and trash, and I was like hey! That’s my apartment!

Take out is my lifeeee, sometimes I can’t even be bothered to cook. Even though my mom would like, yell at me if she saw the state of my room. I just got too much stuff going on dude, it’s hard sometimes!

And I’m totally so far behind on that show but I definitely remember that moment. Who’s your fav? 

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lillianpierce:

Do it while you’re at least semi motivated, then you’ll be able to at least start.

But yes, at times I can relate.

I got all my novel notes under control, which honestly? Its like 45% of all the mess. It was all I did and I got tired but hey, progress!

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marimadeit:

I can genuinely say no, I do not do this, because I’m one of those weirdo neat freaks and my apartment is always tidy af. Then again, it’s tiny, so it’s easy to keep it under control. Any bigger and I’d probably be fucked.

Well, shit don’t I look like a boo boo the fool. I wish I was a neat freak, but between school, work, and all those impromptu writing sessions it’s sometimes hard for me to be on top of everything all the time.