hey uhhh someone do these with me
ballet au
‘ i faked my own death for a vacation but you caught me and you want to come with ’ au ( bonus points if it’s someone he somewhat cares about )
pride and prejudice au
stripper au
SHAKESPEARE AU
‘ i’m a maths professor with dumb students and i’m currently correcting their exams while sighing in frustration and you’re next to me sneaking glances at their mistakes while also sighing in frustration and accidentally shout in the middle of the library about how someone could fuck up derivatives that badly ’ au
‘ hey uhhh i accidentally roofied you trust me it wasn’t for you but uhhh you’re going to have to well now you’re on the ground passed out ’ au
deep talk during a long walk in london
‘ we’re enemies but i like to kiss and pin you to the wall ’
TORTURE AU













