#kwitcherbitchin

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"Kwitcherbitchin"

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Kwitcherbitchin

April 2024

[thevaginizer]

Swear to gawd lmao #kitchenlife #restaurants #restaurantindustry #kwitcherbitchin #iwillstabyouwithafork #orderupbitches https://www.instagram.com/p/BpXxlQIgSrY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1s90bpn05pw4q

[sosidecentral]

#TimeMachine! - Let's head back to March 17th, 2015. Yeah, only 18 months ago. #KwitcherBitchin (at Pilot Travel Center)

[peacecorpsgifparade]

When fellow PCVs are still complaining about the same things two years later

[witchofwords]

Let Me Rant Part III

Me: I wanna get another tattoo. I'm thinking next year would be good. Mom: YOUNEEDTOSTARTSAVINGYOURMONEYWEHAVEALOTOFBILLSCOMINGINHOWAREWEGONNAPUTGASINTHECARIDONTHAVEANYMONEYSOYOUBETTERSTOPSPENDINGYOURS. Me: .....do you have a job? Mom: Yeah. Me: Aren't you getting paid this Friday? Mom: Yeah, why? Me: THENIGUESSWEHAVEGASFORTHECARANDENOUGHMONEYFORONEBILLANDCONSIDERINGWEONLYGETTWOBILLSFORTHEHOUSEYOUCANPAYHALFYOULIVEHERETOOSOGETOVERYOURSELFISAIDNEXTYEARFORTHETATTOOACARISMYNUMBERONEPRIORITY. Mom: ...... Mom: So anyways- Having a job is hard. Having a job and living with your mother? Impossible.

[jaekim]

KWITCHERBITCHIN (East Austin/ 20Jan13)

I FOUND ICE CUBES ‘GOOD DAY’

CLUE 1:      “went to short dogs house,        they was watching Yo MTV        RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired:                Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:                Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3:       ”The Lakers beat the Super         Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the Super Sonics:       Nov 11 1988    114-103       Nov 30 1988    110-106       Apr    4 1989    115-97       Apr  23 1989    121-117       Jan  17 1990    100-90       Feb  28 1990    112-107       Mar  25 1990    116-94       Apr  17  1990    102-101       Jan  18  1991    105-96       Mar  24  1991    113-96       Apr  21  1991    103-100       Jan  20  1992    116-110 CLUE 4: Dates of those Laker wins over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog:                 Nov 30 1988                 Apr   4  1989                 Jan 18  1991                 Jan 20  1992 CLUE 5:      “Got a beep from Kim, and          she can fuck all night” beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were availible to public:                  Jan 18 1991                  Jan 20 1992 CLUE 6: Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991 too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen..

The ONLY day where: Yo MTV Raps was on air It was a clear and smogless day Beepers were commercially sold Lakers beat the SuperSonics and Ice Cube had no events to attend was…                     JANUARY 20 1992       National Good Day Day

-Donovan

[randomactsofdouchebaggery]

Here's a thought...

If you were the moron who spent all day in the sun without sunscreen, I really don't need to hear about your horrific sunburn via up-to-the-minute Facebook status updates.

Seriously, invest in some sunblock. It's 2011. We're all aware that sunburns increase your chance of skin cancer like 9,000%, no?