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a/n: baby fever hits hard... need me a mini sylus and zayne rn + is it considered a smau if they have social media in the game?
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♡ — bfie texts w lads boys
a/n: baby fever hits hard... need me a mini sylus and zayne rn + is it considered a smau if they have social media in the game?
"And here we go, Robert Gadling gets ready for his third shot at the pole vault tonight," the announcers call out. Robyn and Orpheus sit on the couch at the Walker's, eyes glued to the television set. Rose, Jed, and Lyta crowd around the living room along with Lucienne and Jessamy and Matthew and even Jo and Rachel. Everyone had come over for the watch party.
"And here he goes. He needs to beat Sam Kendricks's score by at least three tenths if he wants to get a spot on that podium tonight. When we saw him back in Tokyo, he earned himself a silver medal. Let's see if he can earn himself a gold tonight."
Robyn leans closer. He grips the edge of the couch, eyes wide as his father takes a breath and races forward, pole in hand.
"And here he goes! Strong start there, good grip on that pole. Distance is looking good, maybe a bit short and oh!"
Their dad plants the pole down and thrusts himself up, up, up! He curves around the upper bar and...he hits it. He comes falling down, pole and bar alike as he crashes down onto the mat. Robyn deflates.
"Oh. Oh dear. I—" the announcer laughs. "Well, that's just unfortunate. Let's play that back. So you can see here—" the footage pauses as their dad's feet just begin to tip over the upper bar. "—he's got plenty of room here, lots of space up above. Robert is known for his strength and his ability to get good vertical height above that bar. But as he comes down—" the footage continues in slow motion. Their dad curls over the other side of the bar like they've seen him do hundreds of times before. It slows down until it stops right when he hits the bar. Matthew squacks.
"Oh my god!" Rose laughs.
"Oh, he is never living this down," Aunt Jo pipes off.
"So you can—" Even the announcer laughs again. "You can see where he hits the bar. And it's-it's really unfortunate because everything else about this vault was nearly perfect. But it looks like his, uh. Well. His lower half got a bit in the way there."
The camera cuts to their dad standing up from the mat, wincing as he gets to his feet. And then it cuts to Papa in the stands. He's doubled over, whole body shaking, and Robyn knows immediately that he's cracking up.
"Did dad really just hit the bar with his dick?" Robyn asks.
"Robyn!" Lyta cries.
"What! That's what happened, right?"
Jessamy chuckles before patting his head. "Yes, starling. Make sure to tease him about it tonight, okay?"
"There's definitely worse problems to have in life," Matthew laughs.
"Well, I can see now why Dream married him," Lucienne says.
"Please stop talking, I don't want to think about my cousin's junk, please and thank you," chimes Jo.
Orpheus turns to Robyn, frowning. "Dad's not getting a medal, huh?"
Robyn sighs. "No. I don't think so. Maybe in one of the other events, though."
"Hm. That's true."
The camera cuts to their dad, where he's standing at the stands in front of their papa. Dream's face is red from laughter, and even now, he's still giggling. Hob's laughing now, too, pressing a kiss to his lips. Hob whispers something to Dream, who bursts out laughing once more.
"Well, at least he seems to be in good spirits," the commentator says.
"As does his husband," the other chimes.
"Unfortunately for team GB, we won't be seeing any medals out of this event. Let's head over to the Men's Vault now."
"I cannot believe this is how you will be remembered, husband mine," Dream says, running his hand down Hob's chest. They're back at his hotel room, away from the villa for the night, much to Hob's pleasure. Those beds sucked.
"Don't remind me. My damn dick still hurts from that thing. I can't believe that happened. Christ." Dream chuckles, pressing a kiss to his jaw
"Well. Now everyone will know just how...well endowed you are. And how lucky I am to call you mine."
Hob shakes his head with a smile. "Guess you're the real winner from all this, aren't you?"
"If I have you? Then I always am."
Hob wakes up to exactly 46 messages from friends and family and co-workers alike, all commenting on his "performance" last night. Half sent him links to various articles, all labeled something along the lines of "Olympic Athlete Betrayed by his Penis."
Dream nearly pulls a stomach muscle from laughing so hard.
Mumscarian Tangled AU Out Of Context Quote Of The Day
"Ladies and gentlemen!" He began. "Boys and girls! Gather round, come close. For I have wares from far off lands to show you."
Scar continued but Mumbo tuned him out, once you've heard the same spiel twice a day, four times a week for at least four years.
NERDY HANGE HCS!!!
A/n: i love thé idea of a nerdy loser hange so here are some thoughts and hc’s about em!!! And I hope you don’t mind if I tag you in this @abbyslev and @hangespublicist since I feel as though this is right up your ally!!! Not proof read..I’m lazy leave me BE.
Warnings! NSFW on the second half minors be warned
SFW!
-hanges favorite things to do with you is attempt to make you play dnd (with moblit and Erwin) they’re the dm EVERY TIME.
-if date nights are left up to hange it will without a doubt be watching documentary’s or a museum
-hange is a loser like they have friends but they would rather read books in their boxers and info dump on discord so you force them into the shower…a lot..
-hange has the cutest wide eye puppy look as they info dump to you about something “marsupials are so cool!!!” “Babe? What’s a marsupial…”
-they wear a visor and the nose sunscreen with a full on wet suit when you head to the beach and they snort and giggling making jokes about spf
-SPEAKING OF SNORTING hange snorts when they laugh not even just that but they slap their knee
- they have a flip phone you have to convince them to buy ANYTHING ELSE and even then they’ll be like “let’s compromise on a Nokia ok☹️”
-they walk around the house in stripped boxers and cringe tee-shirts like “nothing scares me but my wife”
-hange will take off their glasses wiggle and their eyebrows at you whenever you say something vaguely lewd…
-hange takes EVERY single ap not for college reason but because their bored…
-the only class hange has ever almost failed was art because hange cannot for the life of them draw
NSFW BIT MINORS DNI!!!
- get ready to ask yourself where the loser in them went…
-they eat pussy like crazy until you can’t speak they absolutely love it
-remember when I said they almost didn’t pass art? Yea that was a strap on day for sure your legs were aching
-UN TUCKING THEIR SHIRT TO FUCK YOU OMGGG (I’m so close to writing a whole fic about this alone)
-hange knows when they pick date nights it isn’t super exciting for you so they make it up by letting you sit on their face :)
-hange will wear glasses look up from between your legs while your panting and go “am I still a nerd?” Smirking then going right back.
-if hanges a little horny while tutoring they will have you sit and ride their thigh forcing you to answer questions
-the first time your nerdy partner and you had sex during aftercare you couldn’t muttering anything but “wow…” and hange went right back to being a goofy loser wiggling their eyebrows going “oooh la la”
-it’s like two different people the same person who snorts and slaps their knee is the same person denying you a orgasm like WHAT!?!
God I’ve gotta write a one shot for this cutie!!!
ACCORDING TO YOU. reki kyan x reader
angst; fluff
posted. 8 aug 2024 (originally posted 24 may 2023)
notes. AHHH my first fic for my beloved, reki kyan!! the mall they’re at is the aeon mall okinawa rycom. if my research is correct, ramune is a carbonated soft drink, chūka is japanese chinese cuisine, and itameshi is italian-japanese food
also, i was really fighting with myself for a while about if i wanted to have a side blog specifically for my writing (and i originally posted this fic on that account), but i decided i'd keep all my stuff on one blog so alas, i must repost
cw. a JERKWAD of an ex! language. unedited
wc. 1.5k
you’re not exactly sure how you ended up here.
one moment, you and reki are walking around murasaki sports and the next, the two of you are sitting across from your ex and his new girlfriend— hidaka rina, if you remember correctly— at kamakura, waiting for your order.
it’s awkward.
daichi uses his pinky nail to pick at something in his mouth. hidaka scratches absentmindedly at her napkin, her dark waves covering half of her face. she’s pretty, you have to admit– pale skin, cocoa eyes, long lashes, perfect height and thin.
reki yawns— obnoxiously, in daichi’s opinion; adorably, in yours. reki throws an arm over your shoulder and pulls you in close to his side. the bubbly skater leans in, his lips practically grazing your ear to whisper something.
you laugh at the joke.
neither of you see it, but daichi scowls. hidaka, however, does catch it and rolls her eyes. daichi could be so disgusting sometimes and for no reason other than he felt like it.
“so, reki,” daichi starts.
reki hums, just barely loud enough for you to hear, as he pulls away from you, smiling his trademark sunny smile at your ex in acknowledgment.
“how did you meet y/n?”
“oh, she works with a friend of mine!” reki says.
he loves this story— it was love at first sight for him, he believes. he and his best friend langa, along with another friend of theirs, miya, had arrived at the flower shop to ask hiromi for a ride to s later. when they’d walked in, your workmate had groaned, obviously knowing what was coming (and you’d just been confused), but as reki opened his mouth to ask the question, his eyes had drifted behind shadow and there you were, arranging some flowers.
miya would say he had hearts in his eyes, it was so obvious. immediately, he’d abandoned his question and went over to where you were working, struggling to start up a conversation. you’d laughed at his flusteredness, much to his chagrin, but then asked his name. at hearing your voice for the first time, he’d thought, “marry me”, but when you and langa and miya and hiromi busted out laughing, he’d realized he’d said it aloud.
thankfully you took pity on him, and offered a date first. the rest is history.
daichi quirks a brow, grabbing his bottle of ramune and taking a sip. “a friend of yours works at a lingerie store?”
for just a moment, reki’s confused. but then he remembers you telling him you worked at a lingerie store before you worked at tulip.
you sigh. “i work at tulip now. the flower store.”
“oh, i’ve been there a few times!” hidaka says. “i always get my mom flowers from there. the manager lady is really nice.” she turns to reki as she continues, “i’m assuming your friend is the big orange haired guy?”
“yeah, shad—” he coughs, catching himself. “hiromi.”
“he’s nice,” hidaka hums.
daichi scoffs low in his throat, taking another sip of ramune. he sets the bottle down. he sucks his teeth. “can i ask you another question, reki?”
your boyfriend’s eyebrows shoot up in questioning. he doesn’t like the tone of daichi’s voice, but says “sure” anyway.
“what do you like about y/n?”
the sound of your given name coming from his mouth after the shit he put you through the two years you were together sends a wave of disgust through your veins. under the table, you clench a hand.
reki is so taken aback by the question, all he can say is, “huh?”
“well, when i was with y/n . . .” daichi starts, leaning back against the booth. daichi has always had a craving for causing trouble, and you can tell he wants to start some by the glint in his eyes. he inhales a deep breath, then blows it out. “well, she’s boring, is she not? quite moody? plus, when we were together, it never seemed like she could do a damn thing for herself.”
you sit in silent fury. reki’s speechless. even hidaka’s mouth is dropped open in shock.
daichi straightens his shoulders, scrunches up nose, and continues in a higher pitched voice, in an attempt to copy you, you assume: “‘daichi, take out the trash.’ ‘daichi, can you do the dishes?’ ‘can you help me bring the laundry out?’” he drops his shoulders and his voice returns to his own. “and nothing ever pleased her, either, you know? i’d do the dishes, and she was upset i didn’t do the pots and pans. i’d take out the laundry, but i didn’t ready the detergent for her.
“can’t make up her mind for anything. i’d come over and we’d decide to watch a movie, she always grabbed like five movies to make me choose from. when we’d order takeout, it was always ‘tacos! ooh, chūka! wait no, itameshi!’”
reki finally regains his composure and opens his mouth to speak, but daichi, ever the pot stirrer, continues on.
“plus, she always chose her friends and family over me. on my seventeenth birthday, her friend airi injured her ankle in a gymnastics accident and she took her to the emergency clinic. and when her brother was graduating kindergarten, after i broke my ankle, she went to his graduation instead of coming to visit me at home after she said she would.”
you’re absolutely bewildered, and you feel like crying. which would only attest to his “moody” claim, huh?
“what the fuck?” hidaka mutters. not because you chose taking care of your friend over going to daichi’s seventeenth birthday celebration, and not because you chose your brother’s kindergarten graduation over visiting him after he injured his ankle. but over the actual audacity that he had the nerve to hold a grudge over that.
reki slams his hands down on the table, pulling himself up. you’ve only ever seen the look on his face a couple of times— hell, not even. upset was not an expression your boyfriend made often, usually the cheery one.
“why don’t you shut up?” he snarls.
“what?” daichi chuckles coldly.
“you’re a fricking dick; no wonder y/n dumped your ass.” reki continues. “you’re the stupid one. how could you say that shit about someone you once claimed to love? you never loved her— you loved having control over her.”
daichi rolls his eyes, unaffected.
“what kind of jackass would get mad at someone for choosing their family over them? are you telling me you wouldn’t?”
“no, i would,” daichi says.
reki balks for a minute at the blatant hypocrisy. he shakes his head before continuing, “and you’re wrong! y/n is incredible! she’s one of the funniest people i know– maybe not in telling jokes, but in her own way, she’s funny. and she’s beautiful, inside and out! i love that she cares so much about her friends and family. it’s amazing! she’s smart, and kind, and independent, and no wonder she hates asking for help even when i want to give it to her! i’m glad she dumped your ass, because if i don’t deserve her, you sure as hell didn’t.”
reki grabs your hand and pulls you out of the booth.
“come on, babe, we’re leaving.”
“without paying?”
reki doesn’t say anything, just looks at hidaka and says, “you should too,” before taking you out of the restaurant.
it’s only when you two are in kahiko, looking at all the shirts that remind you of kojiro, that you speak up: “thank you, reki. for standing up for me. i clearly couldn’t do it myself.”
his arm wraps around your waist, pulling you to him. he presses a kiss to the crown of your head.
“i knew you could,” reki starts. “but it was my chance to show you how much better i am than that jerk. he’s the stupid and useless one. not you. never you.”
“agreed,” comes a panting voice from behind the two of you. you turn to see hidako, cheeks flushed and a shy smile on her face. she looks at reki, “i took your advice. i don’t think he’s too happy we left him with the check but after everything he said, it’s the least we could do, right?”
reki chuckles.
“well,” hikada huffs. “i’ll see you two around. i know you didn’t mean to, but it probably would have been much longer until i saw daichi’s true colors if we hadn’t run in to you today, so thanks.”
then she turns and walks away.
you wrap your arms around reki, snuggling your face into his sweatshirt. he laughs, patting the small of your back.
“i love you, reki. so much. you know that right?”
you feel him nod. “you’re everything i’ve ever wanted, y/n. i hope you know that.”
you hum, looking up at him, a content smile gracing your features. “tell me again?”
he laughs again and pulls back, gently shoving you away. “i love you more than anything, y/n,” he pats your head. “hey so, will you come to s with me tonight?”
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𝕬𝖚𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖗'𝖘 𝕹𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖘: 𝐡𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐡𝐚 *𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝* 𝐢'𝐦... 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤?? 🌈 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐩 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐬, 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞!
𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐬: 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐰𝐤𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫. 𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫-𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭/𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐲, 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭
- Scar brings a giant-sized jellie to the elven tree to meet the hermits - :] they have a good time /fluff <3
Scar knew that he and Jellie would always find each other in every world. That’s just the way the universe worked. Always, without fail, they would be reunited.
What Scar didn’t know, however, was that this time would be a little bit different.
It was in the jungle that he found her. He was out on a mission for resources to expand his magical elven tree base, and a huge grin spread across his face when he saw her through the foliage.
“Jellie!” he called excitedly, dropping his bag and holding his arms wide. “Come here, girl! Come to Scar!”
At the sound of his voice she turned, and with a joyous “mrrow!” she hurried through the undergrowth towards him, knocking aside bamboo stalks and trampling bushes.
“Look at you!” Scar wrapped his arms around her as she reached him, burying his face in her soft fur and breathing in her familiar scent. “Who’s been feeding you so well while I was gone, hmm?”
“Mrrow!” Jellie bumped her head gently against his chest, almost knocking Scar off-balance.
Scar smiled. “Come on then, Jellie; let’s get you home. I can’t wait to show the others!”
*
“Oh Grian~!” Scar sang, approaching the man’s starter base. “Look who I found~!”
“Who? Hold on, give me a moment…” There was the sound of chests closing from within the building, and then Grian appeared in the doorway. His eyes widened as they fixed on a spot next to Scar’s head. “Woah!”
“I know, right?!” Scar turned and raised his hand to stroke Jellie’s shoulder.
“Is that really her?” Grian asked, taking a step closer.
“Yep!”
“Oh, wow!” Grian reached out towards Jellie, who sniffed his offered hand before leaning forwards and headbutting his chest gently, as she had with Scar. Grian was also nearly knocked over, but he hugged her face to support himself. “Hello, Jellie! Look how big you are!”
“Grian! You can’t say that to a lady!” Scar chided jokingly.
“Sorry,” Grian giggled, “but look at her! She’s like the size of a panda!” He was now giving Jellie scritches under her chin, and her purring was almost loud enough to make the ground vibrate. “What do you think happened to make her like this?” Grian asked, turning to Scar.
Scar spread his arms, half shrugging and half gesturing to his own altered appearance. “A little bit of magic, that’s all.”
Grian rolled his eyes and grinned, still petting the giant cat. “Of course. What else.”
There was a pause, interrupted only by Jellie’s purring.
“You know,” Grian said, “at this size, you might even be able to ride her.”
“Ooh, that would definitely be fun!” Scar’s face lit up even brighter.
“Yeah, a lot of fun. And definitely much less likely to kill you than elytra!”
“Oh, very funny, G-man,” Scar chuckled. Then he asked, “You don’t happen to have a spare saddle, do you?”
“Probably somewhere, or we can borrow Donk’s.” Grian grinned mischievously. “I can’t wait to see this!”
This was fun to write, I hope you like it! :D Also posted on AO3
Prompt format from this post - please send me more!
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