TEA HAUL but I didn’t want to post it on Instagram bc....there’s so much nerd here...
I may have gotten the Shiro and Kouha ones for the cute tins but they turned out to be my favorites -v-;;;
From Adagio teas. The Shiro one was by @duckydrawsart and it’s v good!!! It tastes like cake P:
I lit dont know what I’m going to do when voltron ends and they don’t stay together. Like. The most shipbreaking thing this season was when they talked about what they’d do after they defeat zarkon and it wasn’t “settle down together, help pidge find dad and matt, help keith find out about his lineage, meet Lance and Hunks’ families and get Shiro a dog.” Like they’re planning to go separate ways and I’m like
Ive wasted so much time thinking about wedding clothes and honestly its such a headache tryna get genderless formals esP for plus sizes and its a dumb thing to want but like. If we cosplay Binary Genders in any variation its disingenuous and THATs an actual waste of money, but if we just scrap the entire thing and wear t shirts to our wedding I feel we have lost a small war somehow.
My wife saw my otp playlist and was like ah rust syndicate has your brain now huh. But no. Its actually the same playlist I've had for almost a decade. I have used this playlist for yohak ignoct sheith sinja and royai plus a couple of dnd characters and its all the same ship different paint. Its the same ship i been sailing since fuckin hiGH SCHOOL.
I bet Lance is a smart brain stupid mouth person wwwww. AU where the team develops a game called “What did Lance mean”
it’s a self-explanatory game and it helps Keith and Pidge stop and try to put together the Lance™ logic instead of immediately yelling at him to shut up when he says shit like, “What is the speed of push?“
answer all the questions for the family group thing for your voltron babies. (also i like how the ask/navigation/acrhive/etc buttons vibrate angrily now when my cursor hovers over them)
THIS IS SO EASY FOR SQUAD VOLTRON THO, Also I think they’ve been jiggling angrily ever since I got that theme.
Which one flirts the most? (Not necessarily with anyone in the group.)-Lance? OBVi.
Which one is the best cook?-AGAIN OBVI HUNK, But I assume Coran fights him on this regularly.
Which one is the Appointed Fashion Consultant?-Lance dresses Hunk and Keith, Allura dresses Shiro and Pidge. Allura and Lance do OOTD selfies at 10 AM every morning.
Which one is the biggest nerd?-Pidge is tied with Hunk normally but the nerd glasses puts them in first.
Which one eats the most junk food?-Shiro, Keith is a close second. Keith is impatient and hates his own cooking and Shiro is so bad at it Hunk is convinced he defies science.
Who is the tallest?-Shiro (currently) tho Lance eventually passes him by like half an inch.
Who is the shortest?-Pidge hits 5′ 4″ and stops LMAO. It’s bc they never sleep wwwwwww
Which one goes all-out for every holiday, and drags all of the others into it?-Depends on the holiday, but Lance’s main hypes are Halloween and Christmas. Hunk’s are thanksgiving, Chinese new years and new years. Allura and Coran have some Altean holidays they try to recreate with the squad. Shiro occasionally asks everyone to go to festivals with him in summer. (Hunk is ALWAYS down, he’s like 6% okinawan but he misses bon season in hawaii)
Who sings and/or plays an instrument at the get-togethers?-Lance has a guitar and USUALLY he shows up and is like “anyway here’s wonderwall” but he can actually play pretty well when he’s not dicking around. Hunk can also play guitar and ukulele, and both of them sing, but Lance is more likely to actually bring an instrument to a get together to play for everyone.
Which one convinces the others to dress up for Halloween?-Lance starts it. Lance starts everYthing. Shiro and Allura get surprisingly into it tho and they’re coordinating costumes and doing crazy makeup and stuff. It’s pree fun. The mice and Shiro’s future dog get costumes too.Keith and Pidge go along with the hype but they’re really just waiting for post-halloween candy sales.
Who buys Valentine presents for EVERYONE in the fam?-Hunk makes everyone handmade chocolates and buys everyone flowers.-Lance just tries to kiss everyone.-Keith makes a point to remind everyone that he doesn’t hate them. He looks pissed, like, all the time, but he’s usually having a great time, and thanks for being his friends.
Who starts snowball fights?-Lance starts them, Keith escalates them, Shiro WINS.
Who is the Designated Mom Friend? -Hunk tbh. He constantly worries about Shiro Keith and Pidge’s appalling sleep schedules and eating habits. He started batch cooking stuff to leave in their fridge so that they don’t order takeout every fucking day.
Who is the Fun Dad Friend?-Coran, but maybe he’s more of a crazy uncle type? Shiro can manage to get everyone together in a crisis, but outside of combat he goes back to being a very stressed out college student in need of a nap.
Who is the “baby” of the group? Do they embrace their status, or complain about it?-Pidge. it depends if they want something, bc they can pout and pretty much get anything they want.
If everyone played Hide and Seek, who would win?-Allura would probably win by shapeshifting into another person and hanging out in a crowd wwwww.
Who is the Designated Grump who secretly loves everyone?-Keith lmaO. He can get kind of snippy and irritable when he’s just Not In The Mood (in which case, he just leaves and everyone knows to give him space) but in general he’s happy around everyone, he just has really bad resting bitch face.
for that weird headcanon thingo- allura, lance, hunk, shiro, pidge, and keith. :3c
SO MUCH www
Allura! Ok prepare for an essay about my wife;
What they smell like: Mostly like shampoo. So much hair??? Smells a little like Kenzo’s Flower perfume.
How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): Side sleeper, no set schedule. She sleeps in bouts of 3-4.5 hours whenever feels like it/has the time, but is easily anxious and sometimes! Just cannot.
What music they enjoy: ??? I feel like most of the time, she just likes white noise bc that doesn’t interfere with her thought process. Otherwise, she doesn’t like any specific genre or band, just random songs that she finds catchy.
How much time they spend getting ready every morning: about 10-15 on a regular day. Hair is brushed and tied up night before so she can just undo it and look amazing in 2 seconds, outfits coordinated last night (unless she’s coording with someone) so maybe 3-5 minutes changing clothes and picking accessories, makeup is maybe 7 minutes for moisturizer, bb, eyeliner, eyeshadow, mascara, lip tint. 30 minutes if she showers in the morning instead of at night.
Their favorite thing to collect: Photos of her friends and family. She wishes she had more photos of her parents and friends from Altea, but covering her bedroom walls in photos of the new people in her life make up for it, a little. (the first thing the team gets her when they go to earth is a polaroid camera, you know, the hipster kine.)
Left or right-handed: Right, but sliiiightly ambidexterous.
Religion (if any): Probably whatever was the dominant religion on Altea, though she’s probably out of touch with it now.
Favorite sport: Wife throwing ilu Shiro An Altean version of basketball but in zero-G with jetpacks. She’s also gotten into surfing thanks to Hunk and Lance.
Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): Sightseeing, esp to see natural wonders of the planet and historical landmarks. She likes seeing how other planets have changed over the 10k years she’s been out. Taking part in the culture and getting to know the people is also handy since she’s a diplomat.
Favorite kind of weather: Since rain on Altea was, like, glass and on fire, she preferred clear weather. Once they get to Earth, she still prefers sun bc she likes outdoor activities and humidity makes her hair annoyingly high-maintenance, but she enjoys storms that are so bad the day is cancelled and everyone hangs out and they cook on a gas burner and play card games by lamplight. But, everyone enjoys those days.
A weird/obscure fear they have: mushrooms in places mushrooms shouldn’t be.
The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: Carnival games: any strength-based games 100% she’s got. But she’s also fairly good at knocking shit down with balls.
OK ONE ESSAY DONE. LANCE NOW.
What they smell like: b4 covering himself in three entire cans of axe like the doucheass he is? Laundry soap and dryer sheets. Very slightly of skin/haircare products, if you’re face-to-face with him. Overall, very nice b4 the axe.
How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): A morning person, generally sleeps before 11 and gets up at 5 or 6 feeling great. Back sleeper, is perfectly still in his sleep and sleeps like a fuckin’ rock.
What music they enjoy: He loves music! He has a lot of acoustic covers, some of which he did, and a couple of songs he wrote himself. His music library is mostly pop, stuff that’s good to sing along to, the occasional rock or rap song…and a ton of anime OPS and J-pop from the weeb phase he never QUITE outgrew and K-pop that he knows the dances to by heart. He’s only a little ashamed that he can sing all the way through Snow Halation and Go!!! but knows like 7 words in Japanese.
How much time they spend getting ready every morning: It’s bad. Depends on if he has a uniform or is stuck in space with one set of clothes. Shower is necessary, 10-15 minutes. Skincare is 10 minutes to apply, 10 minutes to sink in while he wanders around his room naked, drying off and picking out an outfit. 5 more minutes to remove and then do toner and moisturizer. Changing is like a minute, but then accessorizing and re-picking his outfit takes maybe another 5-10. Hair is usually less than a minute unless it’s being especially uncooperative. Makeup is blessedly just BB, eyebrows, shadow and liner on a regular day. 10 minutes. Total time is about an hour, but he can cut it down to 30 minutes if he MUST.
Their favorite thing to collect: Skincare products. You know that bin of product Stef has in the bathroom? That times like 5.
Left or right-handed: Right.
Religion (if any): …I’m honestly not sure? I feel like he’d follow whatever his family follows. Maybe catholic?
Favorite sport: Surfing, then beach volleyball, then basketball.
Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): Local food and shopping. He bring back omiyage for days if he’s not travelling with the team.
Favorite kind of weather: Sun, he also likes going out.
A weird/obscure fear they have: Too many birds at once.
The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: Shooters, rhythm games. Music gun gun is his jam. He is also the currenT DDR champion of the team, although Shiro and Hunk are returning challengers. He’s also hands down the best at that one sniper game.
god these are so long holy shit. HunK THO:
What they smell like: A REASONABLE amount of TASTEFUL cologne and a little laundry softener. Not the douchey kind that smells vaguely of money. Otherwise, smells like whatever’s cooking, or coffee.
How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): Side sleeper also, holds things. Also a morning person, but a little later than Lance at 11-12 to 6-7. Sleeps light and moves, snores slightly if he ends up facedown.
What music they enjoy: he has a few songs Lance sang for him in the library. He ALSO does covers on ukulele or guitar (Mostly ukulele) and has a few original songs he did, but doesn’t record them for the most part. Lots of rock and alternative, some pop, some acoustic covers, some music he picked up from the others (just the catchy stuff)
How much time they spend getting ready every morning: To make up for Lance, he takes about 15 minutes. Quick shower if it’s hot (long showers at night) an all-in-one toner/serum/moisturizer that Lance got him on, brush teeth, comb hair, change clothes, done. He usually has time to make breakfast.
Their favorite thing to collect: Tools, gadgets, materials, etc. Stuff he can scrap and use to build new stuff. Similar to Pidge’s collection, but more focused on hardware. They usually cooperate on projects, so this works out.
Left or right-handed: Right, but pretty capable with left.
Religion (if any): Not really, but his family is Catholic.
Favorite sport: Surfing, hiking and judo if those count.
Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): Getting to experience the culture. Local food and talking to the people and taking part in the culture. He looooves the universal translator.
Favorite kind of weather: Rain, and storm parties.
A weird/obscure fear they have: Shiro in his kitchen wormy lookin bugs
The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: ALSO good at shooters and rhythm games. Taiko no Tatsujin reigning champion and a returning competitor for Lance’s DDR crown. Also Lance’s music gun gun partner, they literally never play with anyone else.
oK SHIRO:
What they smell like: Clean. Just like soap and deodorant. Kinda fob, actually. Maybe kinda sweaty if he’s been fighting or training or something.
How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): side sleeper, tends to curl up a bit and needs to have something or someone pressed against his back, so will wedge himself between pillows or against the wall. Will also spoon anything left in arms reach. Moves a lot, sleeps light, prone to nightmares and sleeptalking. Also restless and prone to anxiety whenever he’s trying to relax, so he doesn’t sleep much. A night owl, he usually sleeps from 3-10, give or take an hour.
What music they enjoy: Probably indie stuff, mostly. Kinda hipster stuff, he’s the type that has favorite bands.
How much time they spend getting ready every morning: 30 if he showers, 15 if not. Skincare/makeup is just moisturizer, then bb and eyeliner and MAYBE shadow if he’s feelin’ it. Change clothes, brush teeth, hair wax if necessary, and good to go. Except he’s tired for like an hour after he wakes up so.
Their favorite thing to collect: Books, star charts, stuff about space. He was kind of obsessed and is still pretty fascinated.
Left or right-handed: He was reaLLY right hand dominant, but the prosthetic lacks some precision for certain tasks so he’s adapted to be more ambidextrous. His handwriting is appalling and he can’t use chopsticks anymore.
Religion (if any): some branch of buddhism he grew up with, but he doesn’t think about it much.
Favorite sport: If martial arts counts, judo, then basketball.
Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): Museums and festivals. Enjoys the history and science, and festivals are fun.
Favorite kind of weather: Storms and rain. He likes being outside in the rain and running through puddles and shit. Will come home looking like he showered fully dressed bc he was out playing in the rain like a fuckin five year old.
A weird/obscure fear they have: Isopods
The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: ALSO good at throwing shit at carnivals, but generally monopolizes any and all racing games with Keith at arcades. Challenges Lance to DDR regularly but has, like, a 6:1 loss-win ratio. Shiro’s not bad at it; Lance is just really good.
PIDGE
What they smell like: Coffee. Depending on how invested they get in a project, they might smell kinda sweaty from hours of nonstop work, but usually someone stops them and reminds them to eat, sleep and shower every 24 hours.
How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): stomach sleeper, drapes over things. They don’t sleep so much as they crash at about 4 AM, or they power through it and when they’ve finished whatever they were working on they crash for like 15 hours. Sleeps like they’re dead, and is out wherever they fall. Is often carried to bed by their team when found passed out in a hallway or something.
What music they enjoy: Uhh probably like punk rock or something. Regrettably appreciates Keith’s shitty music library.
How much time they spend getting ready every morning: They roll out of bed and usually remember to brush their teeth. They shower if they didn’t the night before and get back to whatever they were working on.
Their favorite thing to collect: Scraps. Like Hunk, old devices and robots and gadgets that they gut later for parts, with a heavier focus on software. Hunk and Pidge share collections, but Hunk’s is organized and neat while Pidge’s is a pile in a corner of their lab.
Left or right-handed: Left.
Religion (if any): None
Favorite sport: They aren’t super sporty, not that they dislike physical activity, they just find normal sports too boring and the rules annoying so they make up games to play with the team. So far capture the flag with floor-is-lava rules and Assassin are their favorites.
Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): Museums definitely, especially on other planets. they prefer the sciencey-ones and will also try to stop by libraries and universities they pass.
Favorite kind of weather: Clear, because rain means slow internet, though they also like the storm parties.
A weird/obscure fear they have: Being abandoned by the team. Despite being an invaluable and much-loved member of the team, they aren’t super social and worry occasionally that they’ll be left out. This is never the case, though.
The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: The bishibashi master, first of all, and also somehow really good at any carnival game involving throwing stuff. Rings, darts, etc.
ANNNNND KEITH FINALLY.
What they smell like: Line dried clothes and sweat, but not in a bad way, just very natural. Smells like shampoo for hours after a shower, tho (bc thick hair) which is nice.
How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): side sleeper, no set schedule. Like Allura, he sleeps whenever he’s tired and feel he needs it, in 3-6 hour bursts. Sleeps light. Also after returning to earth, he never has a bed of his own–he sleeps in his car, under the stars, in rented rooms, or on the couch when he’s alone. Otherwise, he sleeps next to a team member. None of them usually mind.
What music they enjoy: Obscure indie rock, punk rock, and whatever’s on. Also acoustic covers. Also likes that Lance sings at him.
How much time they spend getting ready every morning: Like, ten minutes. He showers at night and wears most of his clothes when he sleeps so he just rolls out of bed, washes his face, brushes his teeth and maybe brushes his hair or ties it up. Done.
Their favorite thing to collect: otHER PEOPLE’S SHIT. Why’d he have Shiro’s clothes when he found him in the desert? Stole all his shit. Where’s Lance’s bathrobe? Keith has it. Pidge’s notebook? Keith. Why are you wearing Hunk’s jacket? Are those Allura’s hairpins? Did Coran SAY you could use that glass? Things get back to their owners eventually, except some small things they just let him keep.
Left or right-handed: Right dominant but is slightly ambidexterous. His left hand writing is legible, but ugly.
Religion (if any): none
Favorite sport: Again if martial arts count; aikido, which has come in handy oFTEN bc he was a tiny kid. In general he likes any kind of close-combat bc he’s gooD at it; sports in general he’s not stellar at bc short legs.
Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): Local food, but mostly bc he likes eating. He just likes exploring in general so as long as they’re seeing new stuff he’s interested.
Favorite kind of weather: Another person who likes to play in the rain, but is more likely to take an umbrella and stay half dry at least. Likes relaxing indoors and warming back up afterwards.
A weird/obscure fear they have: plants that know too much.
The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: He’s pretty tied with Shiro at, like, every racing arcade game ever.
