Jun 4, 2023
Kyle "I hate Cartman with all my heart, but..." Broflovski
He will swear up and down that he hates Cartman more than anything and then the second he thinks that he has somehow hurt his feelings or that Cartman is genuinely upset about something he will fold completely and just get all sad and pouty 😕
It's the funniest thing cuz he is so fucking oblivious to the fact that he does it too.
#kyle honey#i don't think crying while looking at his picture on a park bench is the 'hater behaviour' you think it is#like I'm sure you THINK you hate him with all your heart#but 'all your heart' is a lot of space for someone to take up#especially someone you presumably “hate”#eric cartman#kyle broflovski#kyman#sp kyman