#kyle response

[craigs-snapchat]

Kenny: So, it looks like Craig found WiFi on Tweek's phone. He just sent this to me. I'm kinda scared shitless.

Kyle: Karma is a bitch.

Kenny: If I'm going to die anyways. I might as well keep posting shit. His trip doesn't end for another week.

Kyle: Or you could stop and he might forgive you.

Kenny: I'll go down like a man, not a pussy.

Kenny: It's not like he can actually kill me anyways...

[craigs-snapchat]

Speaking of superheroes, who are you guys favourites?? Or any other fictional characters if you aren't into them that much

Kenny: Deadpool 100%. I'm like Deadpool but your hotter.

Stan: I like Ironman. He's cool.

Kenny: Ironman is smart and he sometimes has black hair. Do I smell a trend?

Kyle: I haven't kept up super hero stuff since I'm always busy, so I don't have any favourites.

[craigs-snapchat]

Guys can we not talk about stan's kismisitude (hate) crush on Craig.

Stan: No, I'm straight. Straighter than an arrow.

Kenny: I never said you weren't. I just implied it ha ha. Cool you're straight, if it bothers you that much I'll drop it. Because I'm a good friend like that.

Kyle: Sure we can talk about something else. Stan who are you dating right now?

Stan: I'm seeing this girl called Claire. She's that girl in your law class with black hair.

Kenny: Wow Stan, You're really into smart people with black hair. Is that your type?

Stan: No, it's just a coincidence.

[craigs-snapchat]

someone throw Stan's liquor bottle away. you ain't subtle, kiddo

Stan: Firstly, fuck you. I'm twenty.

Kenny: Please stop telling Craig's followers to fuck off.

Stan: Secondly, this shit cost money. You can't throw it away.

Kyle: Stan is just mad because everyone is accusing him of having a weird vendetta against Craig. Which he does.

Stan: I don't!

Kenny: Yeah, he's normally more chill than this, bet he's on his period.

[craigs-snapchat]

Ooooo- does stan like craig? Seem like hes trying to hide something (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you cant hide behind that hate stan~

Stan: I don't like Craig! I hate him!

Kyle: I don't think he likes Craig, I've literally seen him froth at the mouth from anger from just being in the same room as Craig.

Kenny: Maybe he has some kind of kinky hate love thing going on.

Kyle: That's gross and it only happens on TV.

Stan: I'm not hiding anything. I don't hide things! Never!

[craigs-snapchat]

I heard Kenny is single. Has he tried tinder and/or grindr?

Kenny: Me and Craig made a tinder account together. What did we name it? Oh, it was Caig Mc'Poorprick!

Kyle: That sounds questioningly legal.

Kenny: We didn't cat fish, we would just send memes to people. It was SO funny!

Kyle: You two are the lamest people since, I swear.

[craigs-snapchat]

Hmm we know what's in Creek's bag - what about you guys? What do you carry around? 🤔🤷

Kyle: That sounds really boring.

Kenny: The K2 boys shall quench your curiousity!

Kyle: I just have text books, my wallet, pencil case and Craig's spare glasses.

Kenny: Why do you have Craig's glasses?

Kyle: You'd be amazed at how often he forgets his normal ones. It's every day.

Kenny: My bag! Books, pencil case, some money in the pockets, lube and protection, old movie tickets, swimming trunks, old receipts and a wig.

Kyle: What the fuck, dude?!

Kenny: I like to be prepared, whether a pretty lady seduces me or Craig will take me surprise swimming. He does that sometimes.

Kyle: You disgust me.

Kenny: Love you too!

[craigs-snapchat]

Since you guys are aware of ship names (least I hope so...) opinions on any of them? Even K2?

Kenny: Only me and Craig keep up with the ship names. There are a ton. Hmm K2, you lot really want me to get laid, huh? Want to make love to me Kyle?

Kyle: Gross, no!

Kenny: I think they're cute. Me and Craig use the ship names when two people are together. Mostly platonically. We're like, "Here comes the Style boys"

Kenny: It's all good fun, a good inside joke between us besties.

Kyle: I think it's lame.