Kenny's TAKEOVER

This blog uses South park level crude language, you have been warned!

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Update

Hey, sorry for disappearing guys. These snap drawing take a while and with uni and stuff I don't have time to work on this blog, so I shall return in the summer!!!

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Kenny: how's Karen doing? Do you two play dress up!?

Kenny: Karen lives with me now. I took her with me when I moved out. We still dress up, just not as often as we used to.

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Speaking of superheroes, who are you guys favourites?? Or any other fictional characters if you aren't into them that much

Kenny: Deadpool 100%. I'm like Deadpool but your hotter.

Stan: I like Ironman. He's cool.

Kenny: Ironman is smart and he sometimes has black hair. Do I smell a trend?

Kyle: I haven't kept up super hero stuff since I'm always busy, so I don't have any favourites.

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Kenny: Another picture from when me and Craig were dating.

Kenny: He flipped out when he saw what I did.

Kenny: I'm such a good boyfriend.

Kenny: Ladies, Gents. I'm available if you don't mind constant pranks!

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Guys can we not talk about stan's kismisitude (hate) crush on Craig.

Stan: No, I'm straight. Straighter than an arrow.

Kenny: I never said you weren't. I just implied it ha ha. Cool you're straight, if it bothers you that much I'll drop it. Because I'm a good friend like that.

Kyle: Sure we can talk about something else. Stan who are you dating right now?

Stan: I'm seeing this girl called Claire. She's that girl in your law class with black hair.

Kenny: Wow Stan, You're really into smart people with black hair. Is that your type?

Stan: No, it's just a coincidence.

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someone throw Stan's liquor bottle away. you ain't subtle, kiddo

Stan: Firstly, fuck you. I'm twenty.

Kenny: Please stop telling Craig's followers to fuck off.

Stan: Secondly, this shit cost money. You can't throw it away.

Kyle: Stan is just mad because everyone is accusing him of having a weird vendetta against Craig. Which he does.

Stan: I don't!

Kenny: Yeah, he's normally more chill than this, bet he's on his period.

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Ooooo- does stan like craig? Seem like hes trying to hide something (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you cant hide behind that hate stan~

Stan: I don't like Craig! I hate him!

Kyle: I don't think he likes Craig, I've literally seen him froth at the mouth from anger from just being in the same room as Craig.

Kenny: Maybe he has some kind of kinky hate love thing going on.

Kyle: That's gross and it only happens on TV.

Stan: I'm not hiding anything. I don't hide things! Never!

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Vive la résistance

Stan: God, I hated that Gregory guy, even more than I hate Craig.

Kenny: I was in hell during that whole thing.

Kenny: Dude, what's up with you and Craig? You were cool with him last year.

Stan: Nothing! I just realised how much I hated him.

Kenny: Okayyyyy

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Kenny: best prank you pulled on craig or someone else?

Kenny: I have so many, it's hard to pick one. The fake tindr account one was pretty good.

Kenny: I've got one. It was while me and Craig were still dating. I made huge crop circles in a field nearby and convicted Craig's that there were aliens. He caught on after a week though.

Kenny: I think I nearly have Tweek a heart attack.

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Stan, what do you major in?

Stan: I umm... Dropped out.

Stan: It just wasn't for me, I'm thinking about joining a band right now.

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stan! kyle! how would you guys feel if kenny were somehow immortal?

Stan: Oh, his Mysterion super power. It was pretty lame and unoriginal. Tons of super heroes can't die.

Kyle: If he somehow was immortal, I guess we need to hide him. If humans harnessed the power to become immortal that would be horrible.

Kenny: Firstly, fuck you Stan. Deadpool is awesome. Secondly, I can't get laid or graduate by hiding in a closet.

Stan: All hypothetical though.

Kyle: I think it would be pretty awesome.

Kenny: Ha ha ha! I mean maybe, I would need to be immortal to know if it is awesome. Ha... ha...

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Stan is that l i q u o r ? ? If so what kind yo

Stan: It's just a cheap bottle of red wine. I'm not drinking it in my own. I'm sharing with Kyle.

Kenny: Sure buddy.

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stan! how ya doin?

Stan: I'm alright, kinda weird not seeing Craig with these two, which is great.

Stan: I can finally hang out with my friends without that bastard around.

Kenny: you do realise this is Craig blog right?

Stan: Don't send this!

Kenny: Too late butt boy.

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Kenny: Stan is with us! Lately he's been ignoring us.

Stan: No, I'm not. I'm just busy...

Kyle: Whatever dude.

Stan is now accepting asks

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I heard Kenny is single. Has he tried tinder and/or grindr?

Kenny: Me and Craig made a tinder account together. What did we name it? Oh, it was Caig Mc'Poorprick!

Kyle: That sounds questioningly legal.

Kenny: We didn't cat fish, we would just send memes to people. It was SO funny!

Kyle: You two are the lamest people since, I swear.

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Kenny: So, it looks like Craig found WiFi on Tweek's phone. He just sent this to me. I'm kinda scared shitless.

Kyle: Karma is a bitch.

Kenny: If I'm going to die anyways. I might as well keep posting shit. His trip doesn't end for another week.

Kyle: Or you could stop and he might forgive you.

Kenny: I'll go down like a man, not a pussy.

Kenny: It's not like he can actually kill me anyways...

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Hmm we know what's in Creek's bag - what about you guys? What do you carry around? 🤔🤷

Kyle: That sounds really boring.

Kenny: The K2 boys shall quench your curiousity!

Kyle: I just have text books, my wallet, pencil case and Craig's spare glasses.

Kenny: Why do you have Craig's glasses?

Kyle: You'd be amazed at how often he forgets his normal ones. It's every day.

Kenny: My bag! Books, pencil case, some money in the pockets, lube and protection, old movie tickets, swimming trunks, old receipts and a wig.

Kyle: What the fuck, dude?!

Kenny: I like to be prepared, whether a pretty lady seduces me or Craig will take me surprise swimming. He does that sometimes.

Kyle: You disgust me.

Kenny: Love you too!