#kylecollinsme

[velception]

The airlock is ajar

December 19, 2012

Asteria ‏@AsteriaVI: The airlock is ajar, @KyleCollinsME.

Kyle Collins ‏@KyleCollinsME: @AsteriaVI Uh thanks....Asteria

Asteria ‏@AsteriaVI: @KyleCollinsME My pleasure, Kyle. I’ve also highlighted a few of your weapon systems. They are /grossly/ out-of-date.

Kyle Collins ‏@KyleCollinsME: @AsteriaVI *Makes a face* Uh..... thanks... * mumbles * jerk...

Asteria ‏@AsteriaVI: @KyleCollinsME *inverts Kyle’s controls*

Kyle Collins ‏@KyleCollinsME: @AsteriaVI Ah! What are you doing!?!?!

Asteria ‏@AsteriaVI: @KyleCollinsME *displays a troll face on Kyle’s console*

Kyle Collins ‏@KyleCollinsME: @AsteriaVI What kind of crap VI are you!?

Asteria ‏@AsteriaVI: @KyleCollinsME *gasping sound* You hurt my feelings, Kyle. 3 That was a joke, I do not have feelings.

Kyle Collins ‏@KyleCollinsME: @AsteriaVI Trust me! I could tell! *Pouts and crosses arms*

Asteria ‏@AsteriaVI: @KyleCollinsME Would you like if I simulated humanoid feelings? Touch me, Kyle. *whines* Touch me and fly me through the stars.

Kyle Collins ‏@KyleCollinsME: @AsteriaVI *Eyes widen and her face flushes a little * Geeez are you some kind of Sex VI!?

[velception]

Test Flight 2/2

July 19, 2012

Cyra Coronis @CyraCoronis: [comm] @KyleCollinsME! Clear the bay, this is a combat landing— *the fighter screams into the docking bay, screeches along, spins and stops*

Kyle Collins @KyleCollinsME: @CyraCoronis *Frantically pushing buttons* [comm] Why are you INSANE. Were you always this Insane!?

Cyra Coronis @CyraCoronis: @KyleCollinsME [comm] Shush, you love my stunts! *laughs* By the way, where’s the fire crew? The runway... overheated *background shouts*

Kyle Collins @KyleCollinsME: @CyraCoronis [comm] Are you freaking kidding? You're new you know? Expendable!

Cyra Coronis @CyraCoronis: @KyleCollinsME *freezes while climbing out the cockpit* [comm] *sharp gasp* You didn’t just call me the E-word! I thought we were friends!!

Kyle Collins @KyleCollinsME: @CyraCoronis [comm] Oh ho ho I did! You don't know Zaeed but he would kill me with barely a thought if I pissed him off bad enough!

Cyra Coronis @CyraCoronis: @KyleCollinsME [comm] *growls* Well! Use your pilot power to get the fire crew then! It’s not bad... just, burnt marks... glowing slightly.

Kyle Collins @KyleCollinsME: @CyraCoronis *groans* [comm] Fire team to the hanger bay Fire team to hanger bay. Feel free to beat the Turian coming out of the fighter

Cyra Coronis @CyraCoronis: @KyleCollinsME *stiffens, dodges an extinguisher thrown at her and scurries into the elevator* [comm] Thank you Kyle!

Kyle Collins @KyleCollinsME: @CyraCoronis [comm] We can discuss repayment later

[velception]

Test Flight 1/2

July 19, 2012

Cyra Coronis @CyraCoronis: @KyleCollinsME [comm] Do you mind if I take the fighter for a ride? For performance trials, obviously.

Kyle Collins @KyleCollinsME: @CyraCoronis *Checks to see if Zaeed is around* [comm] Yeah sure, just don't crash it

Cyra Coronis @CyraCoronis: @KyleCollinsME *straps in, taps the console, smirks happily as holos flicker and engine hums to life* [comm] Don’t you wish you were here?

Kyle Collins @KyleCollinsME: @CyraCoronis *Laughs* [comm] Yeah, but someone has to fly the ship

Cyra Coronis @CyraCoronis: @KyleCollinsME *rolls the fighter on to the runway* [comm] *chuckles* Yeah... we really need a replacement for you. I need my wingwoman. *finishes all the pre-flight checks, hand on the throttle* [comm] Requesting takeoff. *is asking just to get Kyle jealous*

Kyle Collins @KyleCollinsME: @CyraCoronis *rolls her eyes* [comm] permission granted *Mumbled* Dinosaur

Cyra Coronis @CyraCoronis: @KyleCollinsME *pushes the throttle to max, the engine rumbles* [comm] What’s a dinosaur? *thrusters erupt in flames and the craft launches, she’s pressed back into the seat, feeling the familiar force as the fighter shoots out of the ship at full throttle*

Kyle Collins @KyleCollinsME: @CyraCoronis *Thinks about telling her but saves it for later* [comm] I'll tell you if you don't die

Cyra Coronis @CyraCoronis: @KyleCollinsME *tries to figure it out herself but can’t* [comm] Okay... fine. I won’t die, Kyle. You should have faith in me by now!

Kyle Collins @KyleCollinsME: @CyraCoronis *Laughs* [comm] I do have faith, Just giving you a reason to come back to me *Snickers*

Cyra Coronis @CyraCoronis: @KyleCollinsME *grins* [comm] You miss me already Kyle? Don’t worry, I won’t let you out of my sight, hun. *cuts throttle and forms up*

Kyle Collins @KyleCollinsME: @CyraCoronis #FlirtFlying

Cyra Coronis @CyraCoronis: @KyleCollinsME #Talent