#kyleybitchlovski

[bluesnoclues]

@blondebeebitch @kyleybitchlovski

back off the braincell is mine

[sophiathesoapbar]

wait shit what happened?

[thatonesakudere]

@kyleybitchlovski​

“Wowiee.. YOU ARE LIKE SO TALL, KYLE! Tree-tall-- I once climbed a tree, y’know! Fell off it too, broke my wrist — it like, reeeaaaalllyyy hurt! But I gots to put stickers on my cast an’ write on it an’ doodle too! Totes radical!! Maaaybe--  I should break it again!? Get the cast, paint on it, the usual! UUUhhh, put some glitter~ Or even better; BEDAZZLE!!! Mmmm.. You think I could climb you? Pwetty pwease?”

[kiindergoth]

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

FORCE MY MUSE TO SPILL THEIR SECRETS

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

When I was younger, Pete would read excerpts from ‘Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark” and other spooky stuff to me. One night he made a comment that I had nothing to worry about... as long as I tucked my blanket under my feet. He’s full of shit, so I don’t know why I let that get to me. Anyways, I still do it. I basically wrap myself up in a blanket like a cocoon. I’m consciously aware of not being fully covered if I’m not and it’s hard to ignore. 

I guess it fucked with me because I like sleeping, but it’s also when you’re most vulnerable, so it made sense to my little kid brain. 

[butterygoodnessmoved]

✗ 👀

Name one thing I dislike about you

you nearly killed Charlotte over a who has a bigger dick crap with heidi, cartman and farts

heidi wasn't even that attractive

[bluesnoclues]

Y'know, I missed National Throw Short People day. Maybe we should have another one to make up for it.

say goodbye to your legs

[sophiathesoapbar]

@kyleybitchlovski HES SINGLE

[bluesnoclues]

WAIT STAN ARE YOU MAD AT ME

what???