@pansrpcastle Heather, @kidanew Dew, @buttlord-the-newkid Mumu, @purple-paw-muses Sonic and Kyle! I'm thinking about saying this to Stan. I'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong here, but Stan thinks I need a proofreader. I thought I'd run it by you all anyway just to make an effort to not sound condescending or mean when I talk to him.
"Stan, did you know that you smell really awful all the time? Personally, I think I'm starting to get used to it and maybe even hate it less by association, but I still don't like to sit next to you for too long because you smell like drugs. I've read from multiple sources that you can't accidentally get high just from the scent alone, but being around you for too long definitely makes me feel kinda gross inside and sick, so I think have a solid reason to doubt the validity of that information.
I guess it's not your fault or anything that you smell like marijuana since you live on a marijuana farm. Still, since I think we are probably friends, I feel like I have some kind of social obligation to let you know that the way you always smell is actually close to unbearable. If you weren't such a likable person, I would just avoid you entirely because of it.
The good news is, you shouldn't feel too bad about smelling bad because you can just think of it like an adaption, similar to that of skunks and stink bugs. When threatened, creatures like this can protect themselves by creating a smell that is so bad that sometimes other animals would rather face potential starvation than continue to stay within the radius of the odor! I bet smelling so horrible makes it simple for you to maintain your social distancing, since no one is going to want to stand next to you anyway while you smell like some kind of horrible drug skunk. That's actually kind of a superpower, if you think about it like that. You also already know that your friends must all really like and care about you to put up with the awful smell that follows you.
Anyway, I just think you probably need a strong-scented herbal soap to hide the gross drug smell that you constantly bear. What are your favorite scents? Maybe I make you one."
I'm pretty sure getting things like this proofread is just a waste of time. I already made sure to both approach this subject in a positive light and I even offered a solution so it wouldn't just sound like I am complaining for no reason. I really think I can handle judging this kind of thing myself, but I think if I have the approval of a whole committee of people, then I don't have to feel bad about just telling Stan that he's being stupid if he thinks I said something mean to him again.
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