#kyohell

[trans-kevin-juice]

sorry for dying again tumblr followers :( /gen

but, i return with Meteorteeth fanart for the first time :DD

[loser-writes]

plz write monster x aikotoba (kyotopia) 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺✨✨✨✨

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Tags: One-Shot, Monster, Aikotoba, Implied Angst, Kyotopia, Soft Boyfriends, Fluff, Kinda?

Summary: The day before the fated battle that made Monster disappear, he and Aikotoba went on a cute date.

A/N: New writing blog and instead of Genshin you ask for Kyotopia. Only with Kevin.

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“Tobe? You’ve been staring for a while now.” Monster chuckled, softly stirring the straw in his drink.

The chef was immediately broken out of his reverie. He blinked slowly, realizing that he had, in fact, been staring at his boyfriend for a while now.

Despite still feeling a bit lofty, Aikotoba quickly quipped, “I mean, what do you want from me? Someone as handsome as yourself is deserving of a bit of a stare.”

It wasn’t hard to miss Monster’s deep green blush, and the man turned down to stare at his drink. “Ah, yeah, well…”

Aikotoba hummed a bit before looking back down at his small cup of Robot Juice, which immediately filled him with joy again at finally finding a café that served his favorite beverage, and then quickly stole another glance to the other man.

Though the blush had faded, Monster still stared down at his coffee- Laced with some energy drink Tobe didn’t remember the name of- with a pensive look on his face.

It was then that Tobe remembered the reason why he took his boyfriend out for a date.

“Monster, it’ll be fine.” That certainly caught said mans attention. His shocked face let Aikotoba know that he had hit the nail on its head.

"Why are you still worrying about it? Everything will be fine, you aren't our leader for nothing." Aikotoba reached for Monsters hand before gently squeezing it, hopefully portraying his trust in full.

"I know, I know, it's just... What if the predictions aren't correct? You know that Plane Theory’s predictions haven't been the same after..." Monster trailed off, but it wasn’t hard to guess what he had meant to say.

"Does it still hurt..? I thought you didn't mind saying their name. They don't have the power to hurt us anymore." Aikotoba mumbled, watching his words carefully to make sure that he didn't say Yin's name by accident.

Tobe was the luckier one out of the entire M.G.G., being spared from the more unbearable punishments for simply being Monsters ally. Despite that, though, it still wasn't the most pleasant of memories- Being trapped in that dark and empty void, among other things.

"It doesn't. I can say their name now, at least. At this point, I'm convinced it's just muscle memory." With a dry chuckle that sounded more like a grimace, Monster took a sip of the energy-drink-laden coffee. Whether he was trying to avoid speaking further or something else, it was fairly clear that this specific topic had reached its conclusion.

The two sat in a slightly comforting silence, Tobe gently holding Monsters free hand while the latter occasionally took sips of his drink, doing his best to avoid another heavy conversation.

Luckily for him, Aikotoba became a master at changing the topic.

“I heard that RHAC and DHK might be moving in together.” Aikotoba casually dropped, and gleefully took a sip as Monster nearly spat out his own.

“Really?! It feels like yesterday that the two started tolerating each other, and now they’re roommates?” While Monster mostly sounded surprised, the sliver of joy present wasn’t easily ignored.

Though he did his best to see himself as a someone who didn’t have time to be caught up in with emotions, his love for his friends always seemed to demand to be front and centre.

Tobe hummed again in an attempt to stall for time. It’d been a bit since he last heard the news from the two, and he needed a moment to remember most of the details. “Before you get too happy, though, RHAC was also attempting to convince Theory to join them. I doubt that weirdo will actually accept it, seeing as he can’t bear to be without his lab for more than a day.”

Monster snickered. “I wonder how he even survived in Karkaton without any of his experiment tools. Surely he must’ve thrown a fit of some kind?”

The two shared another mischievous snicker, though Aikotoba held back more. He could tell his boyfriend about what truly happened in that horrible place some other time: For now, he just needed to distract the leader from the monsters slated to arrive tomorrow.

It was the least he could do, seeing how useless Aikotoba had become as of late. Even if it meant that he could ease his mind only for a moment…

He would happily give Monster the entire world, if he so much as implied his desire for it.

[trans-kevin-juice]

hhhhhhngngng Meteorteeth scenariosssss

-Void holding Monster in his arms and gently playing with his hair. Void loves the texture of Monster’s hair, and can’t help but want more. So, he slowly goes from caressing his hair to ruffling and messing with it a lot. While Monster gets angrily flustered from this, Void can’t help but giggle at how cute he is. After Void’s done with Monster, Monster exits his room with a grumpy look and really fuzzy hair.

-One time, Void randomly decided to wear some black lipstick. It was very peculiar, since Void has never worn lipstick before. This definitely caught Monster off guard. Then, Void decides to spend some time with Monster alone, and after they’re done, Monster’s face is almost completely covered in black kiss marks.

-Void asks Monster what his favorite food is. Monster then responds with Strawberry Shortcake, and this gives Void an idea. Not even a day afterwards, Void buys a medium-sized Strawberry Shortcake for him. Monster got super happy, but eventually felt a bit guilt about it, because he felt like he had to pay him back for buying him the cake.

-Void overhears Monster having a panic attack and rushes to check on him. When Void asks him what’s the matter, Monster just points at a spider on the ground while sobbing. Void at first groans out of slight frustration, since he finds it a tad bit pathetic to be scared of bugs, but quickly feels sympathy for Monster. Void then takes the spider outside and consoles Monster for a while.

-For Monster and Void’s first date, Void decides to take Monster to a observatory at night so the two can go stargazing. Monster’s so blown away by the beautiful sight, that he almost forgets to talk for the remainder of the date. Void’s less focused on the gorgeous atmosphere and more focused on how cute his boyfriend is.

-Void decides to post about his boyfriend Monster after about 2 months of dating and shows a picture of Monster in said post (with monster’s consent of course). All of his fans are basically freaking out about how hot his boyfriend is and how happy they are for Void. Void decides to show some of the messages to Monster, and he quickly gets flustered and Void giggles.

[trans-kevin-juice]

Some Things About the RM Void Au

Prologue:

How Kaeya met Void:

Kaeya is one of Void’s biggest fans, and looks up to him heavily. So, he decides to go to space to visit him. After ages of exploring the edges of the galaxy, Kaeya finally finds him, who at the time was busy admiring himself. Kaeya asks Void if they can rap battle, to which Void accepted. Kaeya pulled out his laptop, loaded three instrumentals and began to sing along to them. Kaeya was excited to be singing with his favorite idol, and this filled his heart with immense amounts of joy.

However, Kaeya’s excitement levels were so high to the point that Kaeya’s heart began to beat at an unthinkable pace. On their last song, Kaeya passed out, to which Void then panicked. Void then brought Kaeya to a hospital down on Earth, where Kaeya was recovered. After hearing that Kaeya just barely managed to survive dying from inhumane heartbeats, Void then decides to see him. Kaeya was relieved to know that Void had saved him. Kaeya thanked Void, and hoped that they could meet each other more often later.

After Void pretty much saved Kaeya’s life, they then become decent friends! They would to talk each other for what felt like hours, and after a while, void brings up how he doesn’t have a home to live in. This instantly surprises Kaeya, and quickly asked if he wanted to stay over at Kaeya’s home. Void is hesitant at first, but then accepts the request.

How Monster & AiKotoba met Void:

It was July 10th, the day that Void would host his annual meet and greet at the mall. At that time, Monster & AiKotoba had almost no clue who avoid was, but was good friends with Kaeya, so they knew that he had a roommate, but they didn’t know that Kaeya’s roommate was Void. They saw the poster for the meet-and-greet, and both were confused on who Void was. But, out of curiosity, they both decide to check it out. After waiting in line, the both of them finally reached Void, and AiKotoba had finally just remembered who Void was. They explained to Void that they were close friends of Kaeya, so they were informed of him being Kaeya’s roommate.

This caused for Void to be a bit more warm towards them, since he trusted Kaeya, and knew that his friends were probably just as trustworthy as him. So he asked Monster to sing a couple of songs with him, the songs being songs for his upcoming album called ‘My Shooting Star’. After singing, Void was about to share his farewells with the two, another fan appeared asking for a photo. Void then asked if Monster & AiKotoba wanted to be in the picture, to which both of them agreed.

After months of being friends with Void, they both decide to move in with Kaeya and Void, simply because it would help them grow closer. Void and Kaeya didn’t mind the idea, so now all of them are roommates, and that’s pretty much it for the prologue.

Fun Facts:

AiKotoba is the only one of the group who doesn’t use He/Him pronouns. (They use They/Them)

Monster is autistic, Kaeya has ADHD, while AiKotoba has ADD.

Kaeya is the only human of the 4. (Void is a humanoid black hole, Monster is half-demon and half-vampire, and AiKotoba is an Angel)

Void loves Sour stuff, Monster loves Sweet stuff, AiKotoba loves Spicy stuff, and Kaeya loves Salty stuff.

Monster seems like a jackass but is a dorkish sweetheart, while AiKotoba seems like a ray of sunshine, but is actually kind of a bitch.

All of them are trans. (Aikotoba is a Demiboy, but it’s under the trans umbrella, so they counts as trans.)

Monster & Kaeya are both Vincian, AiKotoba is Achellian, and Void is Bisexual with no lean.

Kaeya is a massive tech-nerd.

Kaeya has tons of potions that give him the ability to float and fly for an hour. He drinks them since he would be the only with who lacks flight without said potions.

Void has destroyed 2 of Kaeya’s air-fryers and almost set the house on fire by using his oven.

Despite AiKotoba being a master at cooking sweet things, they LOATHE anything with sugar in it. (They especially hates strawberry shortcake)

Void is the shortest being 5’4, while Monster & AiKotoba are both the tallest being 6’9. (kaeya is exactly 6 feet tall.)

Kaeya can literally program clones, but almost all of them get destroyed by AC Void.

Somehow, AiKotoba has even more of a short temper than Void does.

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[trans-kevin-juice]

kyo hell oneshot with stereotyped Y/n, but none of the characters like her, which makes sense

By the way, if you actally wanna make me write a X reader, I will NEVER actually write you like this. (I also only do Male and Gender Neutral readers)

Y/n POV

I slowly walked into the hotel, constantly tripping over my luscious beautiful majestical blonde hair, since I was so short. My suitcase filled with hoodies and shorts was hard to carry, since I'm only powerful when I'm in my final form.

I walked into the hotel, a bell ringing when I opened the door. I shivered, since I'm sensitive to loud noises ever since my entire household died in a tragic car crash.

I looked up at the counter to see a tall person with short black hair and brown eyes. He wore a security guard uniform that was extremely fashionable. I immediately blushed upon seeing him. When he noticed this, he gave me a confused look.

Suddenly this mysterious man said something.

"Uhhhhh, what the fuck are you doing here? Are you moving in or something?" He said in a irritated tone. I could feel little water crystals forming in my blue orbs.

"U-U-U-U-U-Uhmmmm... I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm here t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-to move in..." I stuttered in a cautious tone.

He groaned. He clearly was not happy with me. I slowly felt more and more crystals of my tears forming. I kept trying to hold them back. The weird guy then pulled out a contract form and a black pen. "Anyways, what's your name?" The guy asked.

"Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yin Li-i-i-i-i-i-i-in." I said. He gave me another confused look, this time more aggressive. I again shuttered at his look. "Jeez, what a obscure name..." He muttered under his breath.

This process went on for a good bit, he asked me info about myself and I answered them. By the time he was done, he was REALLY pissed at me.

He then lead me to the main hall, where I would meet many kyos, my face turned pink thinking about it. I then saw someone. He wore a light blue mask, a doctors outfit, and had white eyes filled with evil content. Despite him looking like he was about to kill me, I still blushed intensely.

He obviously noticed this, and gave me the cold shoulder, making me tear up even more. I continued walking faster to get away from the Mysterious Kyo.

I also noticed two other Kyos, one with brown and green fade out hair dye, and another with completely black hair. I blushed even more than I did before. They both gave one look at me, and then quickly looked away. They also made small chatter with laughter once I was gone. I then teared up more, making the Guy guiding me more upset.

Eventually, I entered my room, where it was pretty basic, not too special. I was pretty let down by the room, I was hoping more. I then took a nap on my pretty uncomfortable bed.

Time skip because my fingers hurt.

I then took the next day learning all of the Kyo's names. For some reason, all of them were very handsome and I felt the desire to date all of them. However, one specific kyo caught my eye.

His name was Monster. Truly a phenomenal being. I knew that I had to confess my feelings to him, even if I had only known his for such little time. I sent him a letter in his mail box, asking for him to come on the roof top.

I waited for 5 minutes, he didn't arrive. I bursted out into tears, I was filled with sadness and grim. As a way to cope, I decided to sing the song I always sung when I was feeling down.

"THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG!" I shouted loudly.

After I yelled that out, Monster quickly showed up. I covered my mouth, in surprise.

I was expected some sort of praise, but instead, He said...

"Jesus christ, this idiot is such a loser..." He giggled. He didn't like me back. My life was over.

OK THANK GOD THIS NIGHTMARE IS OVER

I HATED WRITING THAT

[trans-kevin-juice]

Y/n: *singing fight song*

Monster!Kyo: HEY, Y/N!

Y/n, turning around to face him: Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes, M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Monster

Monster!Kyo: YOU SOUND LIKE SHIT! I’VE HEARD BETTER SINGING FROM AUTOTUNED BABIES!

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the full group for KyoTopia

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the invasion of G R E E N