Mar 17, 2017
"Did I ever tell you the story about my mate's plums?"
#Daily Mail#Plums#That's right#I laughed#Don't judge me#How much are your plums?#Are they in the window?#Fruit and veg#Good friend#London#LAAHHNDAHN#See?#Did the accent and everything#That's the quality you get here#Gaw blimey#£1.60 a pound#A pahhhnd#Luvva duck#They're £1.20 down the road#GERTCHA#Buy them there then#They ain't got any#You're 'avin a tin baff aintcha?#Happy?#Needless to say#He had the last laugh#Sold three pounds of plums#No tomatoes though#Yes he sold no tomatoes#He sold no tomatoes that day