#lab talk

[2long2live]

the thing about lit reviews is they wouldn’t be so bad if i didn’t start them at 3am the day they’re due

[taylortut]

i'm not one for workplace pranks but i'm thinking about the funniest one i've ever been a part of. my coworker was drinking coke in the break room and we swapped out his coke can with an empty one we filled with orange juice while he was in the lab. it was funny because he never said anything

[pushdotmov]

look how short axe knight is. Why are you letting him at the wheel. He can’t see.

[lewd-labs]

hmmmm probs gonna make her a new museee

[gingersnipe]

working in a lab is the best for autism reasons and yet also the worst for different autism reasons

[powerade]

reupload sorry

[scientificsciencefacts]

HI GUYS!! HI WEBSITE WHERE PEOPLE ARE ON!! MY NAME’S DR. T.V.! I JUST RENTED A NEW LAB!!! MY LANDLORD IS SO SO SO NEAT-O, HE DOESN’T YELL AT ME FOR STAINS AND DOESN’T CARE IF THE LAB SMELLS!! AND HE’S A DOCTOR -- LIKE ME!! :DI KNOW MY SPACE LOOKS MESSY BUT MY LAB PARTNER KEEPS TAKING ALL THE GOOD SPOTS IN THE LABORATORY. I CAN’T WAIT TO TELL ALL YOU GUYS MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FACTS AND SHOW YOU MY GREATEST EXPERIMENTS! I THINK WE’RE ALL GONNA BE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS! I

[cyberneticlagomorph]

....have my sclera been black my whole life or is that the result of another genemod I forgot I had?

The lab didn't have mirrors lest we fell victim to vanity

Not rly they were afraid we'd shatter the glass and use the shards as weapons or something idr

Anyway

I'm fucking WEIRD