extremely loud, obnoxious laugh track
(oh my god this game is so bad lol i thought i was prepared but who can truly be prepared for the wild ride that is zero time dilemma)

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extremely loud, obnoxious laugh track
(oh my god this game is so bad lol i thought i was prepared but who can truly be prepared for the wild ride that is zero time dilemma)
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i couldn't take the fallout shelter babies ending in ztd seriously at all even knowing in advance it was coming. fellas is it fucked up to lock your mom and dad in an underground shelter together until they conceive you (in a teleportation pod) (also you and your sister have canonically seen this entire damn thing) (so that's fun)
i know it's supposed to be So Tragic And Moving but like. it's so funny. i couldn't take it seriously at all. though i liked diana's characterization a lot, glad she had a few moments to be something other than Dead Wifemom (she's like the only ztd new character that feels even close to being an actual person…)
and time loop brooch + phi being named after herself is really just a fun bonus. chef's kiss
okay yeah, aitsf > 999 >> vlr >>> ztd > aini for me
and in Shitty Game Sequels, ztd > bravely second > aini. ztd is at least entertaining and has fun stuff like junepei breakup/makeup/breakup arcs, bravely second's meta twists are executed the best (not saying much lmao) even if the cast is dogshit. aini is just garbage
(all based on story not gameplay since most of these i didn't actually play)
but yeah ztd oh my god. so bad, so funny. such a terrible ending, such a terrible middle, such terrible plot twists, such terrible graphics. but hilarious. deeply hilarious
man if six billion snails were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what
okay yes ztd is pretty awful and i keep giggling at things i'm absolutely not supposed to be giggling at bc they're just so fucking stupid but like. at least it's an entertaining kind of awful. i'm amused by the awful. aini was just bad AND boring
so i've finally read through virtue's last reward, and overall i think my feelings are about what i expected them to be, plot got a bit too ~grand scale~ and bogged down by itself and the character connections ended up being much weaker (and god aini really just. stole half the plot from this game and then did it worse, didn't it). i think they came so close to executing sigma's arc really well but a few bits just didn't land for me. imo i feel like the zero escape games might have benefited from just being in the same universe/thematically connected a la fire emblem, not trying to be direct sequels. frankly having clover and alice felt totally unnecessary and just bogged things down overall, although i DID like the stuff with junpei and akane, a lot more than I thought I would. so that was an upside. overall didn't dislike it, would say i liked it okay? i think it would have landed better pre-aini lol (uchikoshi shut up about your suicide plagues). 999 is much more my style, though.
but damn as Time Travel Meta Game Gal i really loved another time. and yeah i know it's gonna get completely thrown out the window in ztd but goddamn the conversation with junpei is so good. i don't think i understood the end of it at all and google didn't help but it's fine for the junpei convo alone lol
letsplayarchive has a playthrough of ZTD up, and I really do wanna witness that whole mess, so probably going to read it on there- feels like a good compromise since i don't want to watch all those fucking cutscenes and don't expect to really like the game lol. i know how it ends and i think that's just a layer cake of bullshit, not to mention the tryhard edgy vibes. but i do want to see the next part of akane and junpei's divorce proceedings, and frankly i think i will be entertained at least (My Motives Are Complex!!! makin' babies in the fallout shelter! etc). have already accepted that there will be no real satisfying resolution but i wanna see the trainwreck now. in too deep
i don't actually think of "klim" as diana or luna's last name (i don't think of sigma and diana having ever gotten married at all tbh) but i was like. physically incapable of remembering what character tags i gave them otherwise so i gave up with something i could actually remember lmao
my sibling was like "if they made a fourth zero escape game, snake would show up and magically have his blindness cured and all his dialogue would be gay sex jokes" and i hate that they're right