Random but Socrates... was a bitch.
I'm reading some of his early Dialogues for homework and this guy is seriously having the time of his life winding people up and making fun of his friends. Man just said "So you're saying saying playing flute and fighting war is the same?" (Yes, if you're Wei Wuxian) to his buddy Nicias who's trying his best. And then the bitchass Laches - who Nicius saved from Socrates' interrogation by the way - is like, "you dumbass". And Socrates is like, " hey let's not bash on the guy let's help :).". But now Nicias is pissed, "Laches is being a bitch cause he's already proven himself to be a moron."
And then they proceeded to have a verbal fistfight (probably even had an actual fistfight from the vibes) that went down in history.
And Socrates is just standing there all "Interesting"
No wonder people wanted to kill that dude so bad.
