#lady;

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

big fan of this chunk of "kakashi gets yeeted to 2021 oklahoma" i wrote a few years ago lmao

"You don't have to wear that muzzle, you know." Kakashi was too well trained a shinobi to twitch. Even here, it seemed, even far from Konoha and his father's name, he was still fated to be known as a dog. "Er, I appreciate the consideration. I'd prefer to keep my mask, all the same."

[strifification]

@wrreakshavoc

WHO LEFT THIS TINY HUMAN UNATTENDED?

Coya’s not the kind of person you want to leave your kids with. It’s true, she may come off as kid-friendly because of her whacky and silly behavior, but she was still a killing machine made for desolation. Children were WEAK, FOOLISH, AND EASILY DEVOURED. They succumbed to disease much easier than robust adults, and often have the worst fears, making Coya’s job an utter delight whenever she infected them. (LOOK AT ALL THOSE NEW PRETTIES! THE BEAUTIFUL BABIES! LOOK AT ITS HARD WORK MAKING THESE UGLY HUMANS BETTER!)

Seeing a young human nearby only piqued its interest, though. Five hones in on people it thinks may be susceptible or tasty. TASTY TASTY, SLIPPERY SWEET- Coya’s having a hard time not getting riled up right now! Of all the people around, Lady is one of the only young ones. AND SHE DOESNT SEEM ALL THAT HUMAN EITHER, TO BOOT!

“Hey... HEY!” She’s going to talk to this tiny person even if it means being rude and loud, “HEY! YOU TINY FUCKER... HEY... hey...” This is not the right way to get a hold of a child’s attention, Coya. She realizes now that switching motives was dire if she was to get any closer.

“Hey...” She’s standing now, slinking on over, arms swinging broad and wild before she comes to stop right in front of the younger being. Coya’s head tilts (her neck CRACKS in response) and she grins wide under her mask, eyes squinting just a bit as she puts her hands on her hips.

“Hey, kid...” This had to work now! Flawless! “WANNA SEE SOMETHING FUCKING AWESOME?” 

[ladyxhustler]

Mommy, when is Michael getting here?