#lady-tabris

[monarchisms]

i watched michael's gunk stream and he talked about how matt doesn't win mario kart because he's lucky he wins because he's good at it and ever since this image won't leave my head

FGHDSADFGHJKGFD

[bisexualsoup]

oh shit this month is bi?

[weenie-kun]

i had to go under for a biopsy once and, according to my mother, i would not stop talking about waluigi. when i eventually woke up fully lucid, not remembering any of that, i just had this little guy staring at me

angel of death

[luv-cat]

toto has lulu's fat head but dodo's got his personality

this is how lulu imprints on his future vessels for reincarnation

[ursifors]

you know why sharks swim in salt water?

cause pepper water would make em sneeze

okay this made me smile as dumb as it is thank you

[anakinnaberrie]

i can confirm The Numbing. my mam and i watch criminal minds when we don't know what else to watch and it's gotten to the point where an episode will start and we'll say "oh this is the one where that guy cuts off peoples' legs and sews them on different people" like it's just the most trivial thing

and i can also confirm the un-numbable parts bc i still can't watch the flashback scenes in saving mr banks without sobbing uncontrollably

god it's insane isn't it criminal minds means nothing to me while people are being torn apart and then reid calls his mommy while hes dying of anthrax and im crying like a baby

[cockbiteproductions]

just a heads up, haunter has You Know Who in quite a few episodes

yeah :/

[nicolegendary]

god i have too many feelings about the old guard

yeah i think we’re all right there with you lmao. damn, for just like one movie worth of characterisation they really did manage to wreck us all huh?