nicole

[thealogie]

whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit

[swagsmeister]

2/2

[swagsmeister]

1/2

[aidashakur]

Wishing you a relaxed nervous system

[lucylehane]

shane fleeing boston and his triumphant return

[knownqueerbaiter]

re my last post i didn’t mention it but in my head ilya and the baby r wearing matching #24 jackets but ilya’s says hollander and the baby’s says daddy like (i’m pretty sure) connor hellebuyck’s kid here

[nicolegendary]

retirement wag era ilya WILL be trying to get himself cast on some shitty reality shows

[knownqueerbaiter]

myshane still plays another season or two after ilya decides to retire so ilya has a brief WAG era. he brings their baby to the game wearing those big ear protectors and shane skates up and blows a kiss to the baby thru the glass and ilya pretends to pout until shane blows ilya a kiss too and he’s rolling his eyes about it but he’s smilingggggg and ilya looks so smug

[divorcedwife]

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

[symphoniccowboy]

the first time shane & ilya spend ilya’s birthday together i think the vibe really is ‘saying all of my dog’s favorite words in the same sentence’ because shane wants to make sure its ilya’s best birthday ever & doesn’t know how to do anything by half . shanevoice ilya pay attention i have a plan (nooo hollanderrrrr i want to fuck you NOW is my birthday :((((( how could u be so cruel to me) ok we’re taking the ferrari to mcdonald’s for mcgriddles (ilya visibly perking up) you are allowed to go 125 km/h but only if the coast is clear (imaginary tail beginning to wag) & you have to slow down if you want road head . when we get home we are taking a pot gummy & going swimming & i am grilling for lunch (ilya, his eyes huge, in the apron i bought for you?) yes ilya in the meat daddy apron . then shower, nap, one beer, dinner at my parents’ house, home by 6, and then i’ll give you your birthday present 🙂 does that sound good ? ilya, crying, shane this is my best birthday ever (shanevoice ilya it’s 9 am we haven’t even done any of it yet) MY BEST BIRTHDAY EVER WITH MY BOYFRIEND WHO I LOVE . & after they fuck (because obviously that was the first thing on the agenda shane just likes when ilya whines & begs for it & ilya does too) shane is back-to-business rustling around the bedroom putting their clothes out & talking about nothing while ilya watches from the bed w the big dopey smile of a man enamored with the bus that just ran him over

[moldavite]

you are so fucking hot holy shit

but do you think i'm worth saving?

[nicolegendary]

ill let a lot go but i do have to draw the line at hockey players using the word folx

[butdarlingthestarrs]

Connor Storrie | Christina Adriana | 2023

[nicolegendary]

sometimes. things that have a lot of kudos. are worse

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

dude shut up. i know how to cum i just dont feel like proving it alright

[hollanov-ann]

[grabmyboner]

imagine being on twitter debating dumb shit right now when you could be talking about cock on tumblr